Haruka walked. He was like….where the hell is Makoto. He is supposed to walk me to the store. I can't brave the cold all by myself. (He wouldn't say that out loud though) Haruka stopped walking and stood by a pole. He saw the ice. "Ice is like frozen water…" he said to no one
Haruka stared at the frozen water. He was so, so curious. What does it taste like? He stuck his tongue out and licked the ice. "Tastes like ice" he said, but his voice sounded weird because…. his tongue was stuck to the pole
Fuck! he said in his head. What if Nagisa happens to see me. He is going to laugh. (Nagisa won't see he's busy making out with Rei in the middle of the shopping mall. Other people there are mad at their pda. The author of this story is also mad. Destroy pda)
Meanwhile, Makoto was walking. He was walking slow, because it was cold. There is so much snow… he said… I have to find Haru fast.
Haruka was still stuck to the pole. He sighed loudly. His tongue was angry
Makoto eventually walked to the street where the pole was and saw Haruka. "Oh my god Haru" he ran over. "why did you do this. Haven't you seen A Christmas Story? Remember the kid who got his tongue stuck to the pole? They had to call the fire depar-"
"I watch A Christmas Story like 200 times during the winter because you make me Makoto I remember"
"What did you say? i can't tell because your tongue is stuck."
"Forget it and help me please" Haruka was irritated
Makoto helped Haruka get unstuck from the pole and Haruka was like thanks
They were going to hold hands but Makoto was wearing giant mittens so Haruka couldn't hold their hands together very well and he was like …fuck you Makoto
He didn't say that out loud because he didn't want to hurt his feelings but he wanted to hold hands
Makoto gets really cold though so he had to wear like gloves AND mittens. wtf dude
Anyway they walked to the store to buy groceries to make an omelette because they were out of eggs and they needed them