And now for the ten-billionth time I will state the disclaimer. Maby I should say it really loud so the people of blizzard get the fact THAT I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR THINGS THAT APPEAR HERE THAT ARE IN DIABLO!!! THEY ALL BELEONG TO BLIZZARD!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that we have that out of the way, please, continue to read.
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This is a guide on how to play diablo 2. It is very simple to understand and it is in step form.
1. Install Diablo 2.
2. Wait a few hours for it to install if you have a computer older than 1 yr.
3. Open Diablo 2.
4. Wait some more
5. Chose single player from the menu.
6. Click on a graphic and hopfully the graphic will move
7. Enter some words.
8. Press ok
9. After waiting for a while you can direct a graphic by clicing on the mouse.
10. Move this graphic several screens untill you find more moving graphics.
11. Click on the moving graphics (monsters) untill the moving graphics stop moving.
12. Click on the new graphics (items) for some unknown reason.
13. Spend the rest of you life playing diablo 2 trying to find ways to stop the moving graphics faster and with less clicks.
Authors Note: Yes I know that this insults diablo 2 but hey, I was bored. I do actually like diablo 2 but it;s always fun to poke the finger at things. I am sorry if I have hurt anyones feelings because I have insulted their livelyhood *evil snigger* but if you are insulted I have one thing to say to you... GET A LIFE!
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Thank you for reading my "guide" to playing diablo 2. I want all you people out there to review this. If you give me flames I will use them to warm my feet because it is getting pretty cold in winter!
Now that we have that out of the way, please, continue to read.
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This is a guide on how to play diablo 2. It is very simple to understand and it is in step form.
1. Install Diablo 2.
2. Wait a few hours for it to install if you have a computer older than 1 yr.
3. Open Diablo 2.
4. Wait some more
5. Chose single player from the menu.
6. Click on a graphic and hopfully the graphic will move
7. Enter some words.
8. Press ok
9. After waiting for a while you can direct a graphic by clicing on the mouse.
10. Move this graphic several screens untill you find more moving graphics.
11. Click on the moving graphics (monsters) untill the moving graphics stop moving.
12. Click on the new graphics (items) for some unknown reason.
13. Spend the rest of you life playing diablo 2 trying to find ways to stop the moving graphics faster and with less clicks.
Authors Note: Yes I know that this insults diablo 2 but hey, I was bored. I do actually like diablo 2 but it;s always fun to poke the finger at things. I am sorry if I have hurt anyones feelings because I have insulted their livelyhood *evil snigger* but if you are insulted I have one thing to say to you... GET A LIFE!
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Thank you for reading my "guide" to playing diablo 2. I want all you people out there to review this. If you give me flames I will use them to warm my feet because it is getting pretty cold in winter!