Think Of A Reason Later
At our small "studio", we often find subjects who are new to the series and watch their progress as the show progresses. We found one very interesting girl, who had a great abhorrence for a certain blonde..
Seen here are the documented notes taken by our employees.
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I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver,
Then my sister came over, had the sunday paper with her,
*Normal day, our subject sits in front of the tv to watch Gundam Wing. A blonde female appears on the screen, and the reaction is an instant cat snarl..*
There was the girl on the social page,
Lookin' in love and all engaged,
We decided she don't take a very good picture.
*Dorothy appears again, looking at a picture of Quatre. Subject becomes possessive and begins to dislike this..*
It may be my family's a redneck nature,
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady like behavior,
*Subject starts to scribble down pictures of Dorothy dieing during classes and shows them to the screen in hopes of getting the blonde's attention*
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger,
But I don't like her,
*Subject is asked why this girl bothers her so much. The subject shrugs.*
She may be an angel who spends all winter,
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner,
A regular Nobel Peace prize winner,
But I really hate her, I'll think of a reason later.
*Subject is sent to various sites to see character analyses and fics to explain Dorothy's behavior, but likes her even less*
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker,
Childish yes but she made such a thin little target,
*We now see Subject sitting on a table with her young relatives, drawing on a picture of Dorothy. She adds in horns, a broomstick and a hat, and fangs.*
I couldn't be happier on my own,
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone,
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it.
*Subject is once again watching Gundam Wing. She sees Dorothy in the same room as Quatre, and goes into cat mode. Loud hisses as well as a puffed-up tail are heard and seen by the observer.*
Inside her head may lay all the answers,
For curing diseases from baldness to cancer,
*Subject goes into multiple grieving/homicidal tendencies as she sees Quatre stabbed. We see her the next day holding several rifles/shotguns as well as hand grenades.*
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer,
But I really hate her, I'll think of a reason later.
*Subject now has started up an Anti-Dorothy club online as well as a petition to the producers of the show to get her off. Asked be several why she holds such a deep grudge, but refuses to answer.*
Well, it was just one tooth,
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her,
She makes me sick.
*Subject is now relaxing and enjoying herself, her Dorothy hatred reduced to putting pictures of her on a dartboard.*
We shall now leave this subject, before she finds out that our editor-in-chief has forked eyebrows and long blonde hair...
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Sorry, I couldn't help it. I needed some strange humor, and this song seemed the perfect material. If you'd like to listen to it, it's called "Think of a Reason Later" by Lee Ann Womack.. and how I knew of it I won't tell!
Yes, I'm still working on Those Who Make Legends. I have the last part of the chapter for Quatre worked out, but I'm stumped on the other 5. I promise I'll post is ASAP, but I don't know when that'll be.. :-(