The Infamous Planet Earth part 1
Many years later, after a beautiful young sorceress resurrected Zarbon, he mated with her and she bore him two children. Matters turned for the worst after she took a dead dictator as a boyfriend, after Zarbon took a gay man as a boyfriend, after they both broke it up with their exs, Zarbon and his sorceress girlfriend got back together.
So many weird things have happened over the years that Zarbon lived on Planet Earth 2, for instance, Bulma's clone Bulma 2 come to Planet Earth 2, sent by the original Bulma, to get some equipment so that they could see if they needed the materials, winding up in a nuclear facility as a nuclear scientist.
Another weird thing happened; Bulma 2 built a time machine so that Morgan, Zarbon's girlfriend, and Zarbon could go back into time. Unfortunately, it strained their relationship, because Morgan became Stalin's mistress, while poor Zarbon, sold as a slave to Hitler and kept as an interpreter for Japanese. However, Zarbon himself managed to take up a lover for himself, a gay Nazi named Clide, whom the SS drafted by mistake.
Anyways to make a long story short, they somehow got back to the present and had even bigger challenges ahead, Stalin returned, but he was dead, that did not stop Morgan from seducing her. Zarbon took a gay boyfriend named Roger whom he met at a law firm, after all Zarbon went to law school and became a lawyer helping the weak and the unfortunate.
Then when their children grew up and had families of their own, a bigger challenge awaited them, Morgan was captured by Ahmadinejad and used as bait to get Zarbon to come to Iran so that he could be used as a weapon, since Nukes were banned forever. While in prison, Morgan and Stalin's ghost broke it off for good. Stalin owed her big time so he helped her get Zarbon back.
As for ZJ and Isabel, Morgan and Zarbon's kids, Isabel married an American of Indian descent from India, had two girls with him and broke it off; he got custody of the kids whereas Issy, short for Isabel, had visitation rights.
As for ZJ, he married a Japanese American girl named Kelly, had a son with her and adopted his second cousin after his mother abandoned him. Kelly cheated on ZJ and moved in with her lover and ZJ conjured up goat demons, which killed Kelly.
ZJ, dramatized by the incident, gave up sorcery all together and converted to Judaism. He then got a scholarship by the synagogue that he attended and went to study in Israel.
Zarbon sent Issy to Israel to visit her brother, but she went to jail when she gave a glass of water to a Palestinian girl who wanted no more than a drink of water. In court, ZJ defended her stating that his mother would have done the same thing, and then he went to jail even if he was a Jew.
After Ahmadinejad went to a mental asylum, Morgan and Zarbon went to Israel to rescue their kids, after Stalin's ghost told them thatNetanyahu wanted the kids out of the way so that they would not stop him from ripping the homes up in the Arab courter so that he could make some settlements.
Morgan knew that if that happened, then Israel would be in even more danger, so while Zarbon got the kids out of jail, she protested against the settlements and ended up out cold for it. Since Morgan was an American and got hurt, the Israeli government forced Netanyahu to resign as president of Israel to prevent another Holocaust from happening.
Zarbon then became a general for the United States army due to his experience in Freezer's army; you would think that they all lived happily ever after, but not quite yet.
Back to the present, with Stalin back in the spirit world where he belonged, and the tyrants of the east out of power, the only thing standing in the way of peace, the terrorists. Zarbon, his girlfriend, children and friends needed to come up with a solution that would help them win the war on terror easily.
They were all sitting down at a table one day debating about how to solve this uneasy problem, "I think we should just conjure up all the dead Sayain warriors like I did to defeat Freezer!" said Morgan.
For those of you that do not know, a sorceress named Sarah resurrected Freezer, Morgan killed him with her sorcery power when she conjured up the spirits of the dead Sayain warriors. He went straight to the afterlife, yet again.
"No you wasted your magic enough as it is," Zarbon said.
"I have an idea! How about we get ECDCA to help!" Morgan said.
"What in the world is ECDCA again?" asked Isabel.
"ECDCA is that gay-ass communist club which Mao and Stalin founded in the afterlife, they don't even do much there, all they do is dumb stuff, since they're dead they can't plot against the living much anymore." Tre said, Morgan's womanizing African American friend that she had known since elementary school.
"No leave the communists out of this! They will do nothing but make matters worse!" Zarbon said.
"I'm afraid he's right, I don't see much of a solution there." ZJ said looked at a kabala book.
"Fine all I'm saying is that it's an idea, you don't have go along with it." Morgan said.
"How about we conjure Freezer up and make a wish to kill all the terrorists off so that terrorism doesn't exist anymore!" Tre said.
Again, some more information, Freezer once tried to take over the afterlife with his mistress succubus Lilith, the demons from the demon dimension, and some misfit villains in history.
The only people that stopped them were ironically Morgan, Tre, their conservative friend Jada, Mao, Stalin and Kirov. They were sent by Lenin the head of the council, he gave them temporary powers from the Staff of Communisma, which gave them abilities to change into animals and the elements of the earth, fire, water and air.
The spirits arrested Freezer, all the spirits freed and an angel council sentence Freezer to an eternity in a lamp, which they placed in a desert.
Anyways Zarbon was appalled at the idea, "No we won't be using dead villains how many times must I say it?" asked Zarbon.
"Well what do you suggest?" asked Morgan.
"I have an idea, I know someone who can help!" Bulma 2 said.
"What Bulma 2?" asked Tre.
"We must get help, someone more powerful then the terrorists!" Bulma 2 said.
"Who?" asked Zarbon.
"We can get Vegeta, Trunks and the actual Bulma to help us out! We can go to Planet Earth and get them and bring them back here so that we can defeat the terrorists!" Bulma 2 said.
"I thought you said that Vegeta and Bulma were dead!" Zarbon said.
"Oh did I, sorry I lied, what I meant was that sometimes Vegeta said that he wishes Bulma were dead." Bulma 2 said.
"Forget it; I don't want to go anywhere near that weasel!" Zarbon said crossing his arms.
"He's right; Zarbon told us that it was Vegeta that killed him on Planet Namic, at least from what I read in that gossip column that Jada gave to me." Morgan said.
"He will want to kill me again if he finds out that I'm alive!" Zarbon said.
"Trust me Vegeta has softened up, with the exception of being an arrogant hard-ass that likes to pick fights with Bulma's friends." Bulma 2 said.
"Oh boy this doesn't sound like such a good idea, now mom's idea of getting help from the dead communists sounded like bells compared to Bulma 2's idea." ZJ said.
"Look we don't have a choice, if we're going to defeat the terrorists, then we need some help!" Bulma 2 said.
"It's like my mother told me when I mated with Zarbon, aliens are not the answer." Morgan said.
"Do you have any better ideas?" asked Bulma 2.
"On second thought, let's get it a shot!" Morgan said.
"I'm not going, I don't want to be killed by this alien that killed Zarbon." Tre said.
"Good we didn't want you to go anyways!" ZJ said.
Therefore, Bulma 2 got access to some of the spaceships that Roswell covered up, to rebuild it while Zarbon told the military that there would be a different strategy and that it would be a surprise.
When Bulma 2 built the spaceship, ZJ left his kids with Tre, Tre's Native American girlfriend Little Bird, and their newborn daughter Taurus, or Tortoise Shell as a nickname that her mother gave to her.
It was not hard for Isabel to find a babysitter for her kids, they lived with their dad already, so she lucked out, it was not a good weekend to visit her kids anyways.
Bulma 2 finished the spaceship, "It's all yours! But to be safe I'll have to take you to planet Earth myself." Bulma 2 said.
"There is another planet Earth?" asked Isabel.
"Yes you're known in the universe as Planet Earth 2." Bulma 2 said.
"Let's get going, we haven't time to waste!" Zarbon said.
So Zarbon, Morgan, Isabel, ZJ and Bulma 2 got into the spaceship and set off for the other Planet Earth, while in the spaceship Isabel was board, "I'm board daddy, can I turn on some music?" asked Issy.
"Yes just do it," Zarbon said.
So Issy turned on the music, it was playing that tacky techno song called, "I'm Blue", which sounded like they were saying "if was green I would die," instead of di daba di. Zarbon got mad, "Turn that filth off right now!" he said.
"But I like this song!" Issy said.
"Its racist and I won't handle it, why couldn't it be if I were black I would die?" asked Zarbon.
"Because if it was that, then it would sound racist, think about it Zarbon you, Issy and ZJ are the only people on my planet that are even turquoise colored to begin with." Morgan said.
Meanwhile in the back ZJ turned the music off, "ZJ I was listening to the music!" Issy said.
"Not anymore, I got something better then music, take a look!" he then pulled out a DVD of Sherlock Holmes, it was that retarded version by Guy Richie.
"Are you kidding? I hated that movie, although Robert Downey Jr. is hot." Issy said.
Back to Zarbon, Morgan and Bulma 2, Bulma 2 was driving the ship, "So how far do you think we will have to go?" Morgan asked.
"Unless we somehow get stuck in a time morph then I would say a thousand years." Bulma said.
"What? I'll be dead by then!" Morgan said.
Bulma 2 laughed, "I'm just kidding, I'm actually not sure, but if I would really have to guess I would say at least a weak." She said.
"Oh my God, it's a time morph!" yelled Zarbon pointing to a cloud of pink debris.
"Everyone hold on its going to be a bumpy ride!" yelled Bulma 2.
"If we die then I love you Zarbon!" yelled Morgan.
"We're not going to die; we're just going into a different galaxy is all!" Zarbon said.
They went into the time morph and then came out the other side, the galaxy looked more colorful then the galaxy that Morgan and her friends lived in. "Wow it's beautiful; I never imagined it to be so amazing!" Morgan said.
"Well, yes." Bulma 2 said, all the sudden she noticed a planet, "Take a look there it is!" she yelled.
Yep there it was, the planet that Vegeta, Bulma, their children and their friends lived on, ZJ and Issy looked out the window, "Wow it's amazing, it looks almost like our planet Earth!" said Issy.
They headed towards Earth and tried to land in an area where there were less people, but Bulma 2 lost control of the impact, "Hold on we're landing!" She said.
They landed in a city and crashed the ship into many buildings before landing on a beach. When the landed people were gathered around and the door opened up and Bulma 2 walked out, "Don't panic, we come in peace!" yelled Bulma 2.
When Zarbon came out people started screaming and ran away, the reason for this was because they had already had to deal with Freezer, Cell and Bun, there was no way that Zarbon could be trusted, just because he was an alien. "What did I do?" asked Zarbon.
"Nothing let's find the Capsule and Cooperation." Bulma 2 said.
"This place is weird," ZJ said.
So they walked up to the door and knocked on the door, Bulma's butler opened the door up, "Yes may I help you Mrs. Briefs?" he asked, even though she was married to Vegeta, she kept her last name.
"I'm not Bulma, I'm Bulma 2 her clone." Bulma 2 said.
"I'm sorry to say this, but the mistress and the master aren't home." The butler said rolling his eyes, especially since he said the word "master".
"Are the kids home?" asked Bulma 2.
"No they're on vacation with their parents in the Great Canyon," the butler said.
"Isn't that like the Grand Canyon?" asked Issy.
"Are we going to have to wait?" Zarbon asked.
"You might have to, otherwise I will tell them that you requested an audience with them, good day." He then closed the door.
"Damn it!" Morgan said.
"Man that was rude!" Bulma 2 said.
"What are we going to do?" asked ZJ.
"Drastic situations call for drastic measures!" Bulma 2 said.
"In other words?" asked Morgan.
"In other words, we're going to have to go to the Great Canyon!" Bulma 2 said.
"Oh dear I was afraid of this!" Zarbon said.
They walked all the way back to the spaceship and they got in and took off. They were in the air for a few hours, and then they spotted the canyon, "There it is, the Great Canyon!" Bulma 2 said pointing to a rather small looking canyon.
"That's the Great Canyon? It was supposed to be big!" Isabel said disappointed.
"No the reason why they call it the Great Canyon is because a war was fought against the Red Ribbon Army, which they lost." Bulma 2 said.
"Who are the Red Ribbon Army?" asked ZJ.
"I don't even want to know!" Zarbon said, thinking that the Red Ribbon Army was somehow associated with communists.
"Come on let's land this thing and go find them!" Morgan said.
They once again landed the ship and got out; they were venturing out to look for Bulma and Vegeta.
"Bulma, Vegeta where are you?" Morgan was calling out.
"They're not going to take kindly to our arrival I'll tell you that right now!" Zarbon said.
"I can't wait; it'll be like Transformers 2!" ZJ said.
"That movie sucked almost as badly as Sherlock Holmes," Issy said.
"Shhh…I heard something!" Bulma 2 said. They crept behind a bush; they peaked behind it and saw that Vegeta, Bulma, Bra and Trunks were having lunch at a picnic table. Bulma now looked like she was in her 60's to early 70's, while Trunks and Bra were in their early to late twenties, but Vegeta looked the same like he had when he killed Zarbon and went to planet Namic.
"Oh my God it's him!" Zarbon said quietly.
"Don't talk." Morgan said.
Vegeta took a bite of a sandwich, which he then spit out, "What the hell kind of sandwich is this woman?" he asked Bulma.
"It's a tuna surprise sweetie," she said blushing furiously.
"You are a terrible cook!" Vegeta said.
Zarbon got pissed off, "He's still the same little bratty, airheaded, arrogant bastard! He hasn't changed a bit!" thought Zarbon, who was so pissed off that he was about to get out of the bush and teach him a lesson.
"Don't Zarbon you're going to get kill!" Morgan said quietly.
"He has no right to treat his wife that way!" Zarbon said.
Just then, Trunks put his sandwich down and looked at Vegeta, "Dad it's not even something you cook, you just put some meat in the middle and another piece of bread on the top." Trunks said.
"Look Trunks why don't you just shut up before I slap you!" Vegeta said even more frustrated than ever.
"That does it, let me at him! Let me at him!" Zarbon said trying to jump out of the bush and fight Vegeta.
"Guys do something!" Bulma 2 said, so ZJ, Issy and Morgan tried their best to hold Zarbon back from jumping out of the bush and getting himself killed, again.
"Come on Daddy, be the bigger person, just like you've told me!" Issy said.
"Dad you don't want to beat him up, he's a Sayain warrior, remember he's just going to get stronger after you fight him!" ZJ said.
"I don't care, he shouldn't be talking to women that way! Let go of me!" Zarbon said.
Bra noticed that there was some moving around in the bush and some mumbling, "Dad I don't mean to interrupt this family argument, but what's that over there in the bush!" Bra asked pointing to the moving bush.
All the sudden ZJ lost his balance, due to Zarbon squirming around, and he fell out of the bush.
The Briefs all looked at ZJ and were bewildered, "Wow who is that?" asked Bra.
"It's Zarbon! That coward has somehow come back from the dead!" Vegeta said.
Vegeta then got up, went over to ZJ, and started beating the crap out of the taller ZJ, "Who are you working for glamour puss hum? Answer me when I'm talking to you!" yelled Vegeta.
"That's not Zarbon!" Bulma said.
"It is to, he just looks like he got a haircut is all!" yelled Vegeta.
"I could have sworn that Zarbon was more muscular then that, this kid isn't very well built, he's just skinny!" Bulma said.
Zarbon's offspring was in danger, now he had to do the unthinkable, he jumped out of the bush, and he was face to face with the man that killed him in front of Bulma and Krillian. "Get your monkey paws off my son!" yelled Zarbon.
"You!" yelled Vegeta.
"You!" yelled Zarbon.
"Yep that is defiantly Zarbon!" Bulma said blushing, even though she liked him for only a few minutes and saw his other form, but he was still attractive in his normal form.
End of Part 1