Captured
Hey guys my totally epic mind gave me this idea and well…. I can't keep it from you anymore! This is a story about Deidara entering a twisted detention center for crazy people (of course Sasodei) but why would crazy people be put there when the cops who work there are just as twisted including one special red head who happens to be a cop? How will Deidara survive this house of horror? Oh ya before we begin this * means I have changed pov
Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto Characters but I do own Shiro
Deidara walked the calm streets of who knows were. He looked down knowing he had murdered yet again. Deidara hated his hunger for children… it drove him to do terrible things. Deidara doesn't remember much from his attacking's but he does know that he has killed twenty-three little brats.
Deidara watched calmly not worrying about much in life only were would he sleep next and nothing about food; sometimes thinking about edible things made Deidara sick.
Deidara felt somewhat in peace until suddenly he slammed into an unfamiliar body, falling to the ground. Deidara looked up angrily to see a red head in a weird outfit hovering above him, smirking. Deidara stared at the evil in this mans mushy brown eyes but quickly snapped out of his daze and stood up.
"Watch were your going, un!" Deidara spat at the red head of doom. (A/N XD Dei will be calling him that for awhile!)
"Im terribly sorry, you wouldn't happen to be Deidara Iwa would you?"
Deidara stared at the red head of doom for a few seconds, dumbfounded, how did this complete stranger know his name?
"Um, how the fuck did you learn my name Mr. Red head of doom, un?"
The red heads smirk increased.
"Perfect."
Deidara didn't even have two seconds to process in his mind what was happening when he was pressed against a weird looking car and handcuffed soon being pushed into the same car.
"What the fu-"
"Shut up brat. You're under arrest for the murder of twenty-two children."
"Twenty-two? I killed twenty-three, un!"
"One lived and is now safely being kept until the trauma in his mind relaxes and he can think clearly."
"Ok well were are you taking me, un?"
"The Akatsuki Detention center."
Deidara's eyes widened as the red head shut the door and hopped into the front seat soon turning the car on and driving away.
"W-what! A-akatsuki b-but that's for really messed up people, un!"
"Brat! You murdered twenty-two children! Trust me your under the Akatsuki category."
Deidara gulped and he looked out the window. Well… at least he knew were he was going to be sleeping. (A/N yup with a bunch of other Sociopaths that's a rank up for you dei!)
After around an hour of sitting in the back seat of this danm car they pulled up to a large metal gate. The red head of doom rolled down his window and pressed a button that was attached to an intercom. After a few seconds a fuzzy voice appeared, obviously female. (A/N ten points to whoever can guess who it is!)
"What is your reason for being here?"
"Its Sasori Akasuna now, Konan open the gate I caught the blonde." (A/N ok whoever said konan wright ten on your invisible score keeper: D)
"Deidara Iwa?"
"Yes now OPEN!"
"Ok, ok calm down."
Suddenly the large gates creaked and moved outward allowing enough room for the car to easily ride through. When the car reached the other side the gate creaked close. Deidara looked ahead to see a large grey building not to far away. Deidara looked around the building to see police almost everywhere along with people in pure white clothes. Deidara's heart sank when he realized they were the ones who were crazy… Deidara wasn't crazy he simply had an…. Addiction.
Deidara felt even worse when the car stopped and the red head of doom stepped out of the car, opened the back door, and pulled Deidara out of it.
"Welcome to your home away from home… if you even have one."
The red head pulled Deidara and even though Deidara should be screaming, kicking, trying to get away before it was too late something made Deidara follow this odd red head. Deidara looked at the people in white curiously… one of them was starring at Deidara… he had white hair and some weird necklace that was a circle with a triangle in it.
"THERES A FUCKING NEWBIE IN THE FUCKING HELL HOUSE!" the man screamed so loud it made Deidara flinch which was answered with a grin from the man telling Deidara they were now friends whether Deidara wanted to be or not.
The red head pulled Deidara's attention away from the man and too the opening door that Deidara was soon pulled into. When Deidara got it was surprisingly… active. There were people in the Red police uniform everywhere pointing guns at Deidara. The red head pulled Deidara over to a counter were a woman with blue hair was sitting, typing. She looked up and smiled sweetly at the completely freaked out Deidara.
"Oh! You must be Deidara Iwa right?"
Deidara nodded slowly glancing at one of the police and then back at the woman.
"Well hello my name is Konan and well put you in team…."
Konan starting typing again and then stopped.
"Team hope!"
"Team what, un?"
"Team hope dear! There are many teams here with different names such as pride, destiny, love, and others. But I've got a feeling about you so well set you in team hope."
Deidara slowly nodded again.
"And since Sasori here found you we will…"
Konan started typing again but stopped after a minute.
"We will assign him as her case officer."
"My what, un?"
"Case officer. He will help you get better dear."
"Oh… but… there's nothing wrong with me, un…"
Deidara looked down at his feet not daring to make eye contact with Konan… She was so nice why couldn't she be Deidara's case officer instead of red head of doom? Instead of being put with facts about what was wrong with Deidara Konan smiled understanding.
"Oh I know sweety but you are still having life problems so we want to help that's why Sasori oh so kindly brought you here."
Oh so kindly? If she call slamming someone against a car roughly handcuffing them and then shoving them into that same care kind this woman needs help herself.
"Now Sasori please show Dei dear to his room."
Sasori nodded and pulled Deidara through many automatic doors until the made it to a automatic door that had the word "HOPE" over it. Sasori Clicked a button and the door opened. Deidara was finally unhand cuffed and pushed inside to hear the automatic door slam closed.
Deidara looked around the rectangle shaped room to see around eight or nine doors that were hand opened a table in the middle of the room, a tv, and a lot of chairs.
Deidara walked into the room examining the walls that were plastered with bad pictures of who knows what making the real color undetermined.
Deidara jumped when seven of the Eight doors opened and people in white walked out forming somewhat of a circle around Deidara. Deidara had no clue who any of them were except one the man that was outside. He walked over and gave Deidara a bone crushing hug.
"WELCOME DIP-SHIT! JASHIN-SAMA TOLD ME YOU WOULD BE ON OUR TEAM!"
The man let go of Deidara and he gasped for air.
"W-wait who told you, un?"
The other six people rolled their eyes and groaned and Deidara could have swore he heard one of them say "Oh here we go again"
"JASHIN-SAMA IS MY LORD! THE ONE WHO MAKES THE WORLD RIGHT TH-"
A boy with bird hair that was black stepped up and slapped his hand over The other mans mouth.
"Hidan! Enough already we get it!"
Hidan moved the boys hand frowning.
"DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME SASUKE! Anyways So Dip-shit what's your name?"
"Deidara Iwa, un"
Deidara saw a light sparkle in Sasuke's eyes or maybe he was just imagining that.
" GOOD NEWS GIRLY YOU GET YOUR OWN ROOM SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF US MEN!" (A/N uh oh)
Deidara's eye twitched at this.
"Um Hidan?
"Yessss~"
"IM A GUY, UN!"
"Oh Danm! Err um I mean… I… Knew that?"
Sasuke laughed slightly and the touched Deidara's long blonde hair.
"This is the hair of a girl… how are you… and your body figure."
"LOOK I KNOW I RESEMBLE A GIRL IN MANY WAYS BUT DAMMIT IMA GUY, GUY, GUY, UN!"
"Ok, ok no need to blow your top."
Deidara didn't know what it was but something about Sasuke made Deidara… uncomfortable.
Soon Deidara had learned everyone that was on his team: Hidan, Sasuke, Kiba, Sai, Kabuto, Tobi, Shino, and Shiro. So far Deidara liked Shiro and Hidan the most but they were both weird… Hidan kept talking about his "god" and Shiro was always talking about how he is lord of demons and his brothers would break him out of this place soon… ya their weird… but that's ok because so was Deidara.
Hidan, Shiro, and Deidara sat in a circle in the middle of the floor not talking to any other team members but Deidara knew Sasuke and Tobi were watching him… why? Deidara had no clue. Shiro examined Deidara for a few minutes then said in an unusually familiar tone… just like the red head of dooms tone.
"I don't see how they thought you were a girl."
"That's what im sayin, un!"
Yup Deidara sure did like Shiro.
"Hmm well your mouth hands are quite interesting but I do-"
Suddenly the automatic door flew open and three people walked in: Some one with a weirdly long tongue, The red head of doom, and some one who looked like an older version of Sasuke.
"Bed time," The weirdly long tongue dude spoke first," Deidara Iwa jus-st to let you know I am Orochimaru and this-s-s is-s-s Itachi and well you already know…"
Deidara was waiting for something that would make his day.
"S-s-s-s-sas-s-s-sori"
Deidara burst into laughter rolling on the ground and Orochimaru face palmed.
"Really! Really! Does-s-s-s everyone have to make fun of the way I talk?"
Deidara immediately stopped understanding that pain.
Orochimaru walked over to Sasuke, yanked him up, and pulled him into room two… Deidara was confused because he saw fear in Sasuke's eyes and evil pleasure in Itachi and Orochimaru's. Soon Deidara noticed that someone had gripped his hair and then they suddenly yanked it up to were Deidara shrieked in pain and was forced from his sitting position to stand. Deidara watched in pain as the only ones who seemed to notice were Shiro and Hidan but they starred for only a few seconds then fled to rooms three and four.
Deidara was pulled to room five and felt his arm be gripped be a familiar touch that comforted him until the once gently touch grew hard and Deidara was thrown onto the wall and he slowly slid down wincing at the new pain in his back.
Deidara looked up to see the door closed and the red head of doom standing there with an evil smirk glued to his face.
"Welcome to hell brat. I hope you enjoy your stay!"
END OF CHAPTER!
Poor Dei! This is not at all how Sasori acts later you will be shocked actually! But yup that's chapter one! And I even added me in it :D since all my friends say I should go in a crazy house!
Actually this story was inspired by my older sister who was sent to one of these a few months ago… I went to go visit her and decided to make a story about it…(but my sister wasn't beaten or anything!)
I hope you liked it if you have any questions or idea's let me know and I might put them in or at the beginning of the next chapter! Please don't forget to review!