I do not own Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles. If I did, it would not make sense, and Sakura would have a more epic name, like Tanyolositlopie.

"HEEEYYY! SETOOOOO!" Mavis yells.

"What now?" Seto replied grumpily.

"I started a matchmaking service!" Mavis yells gleefully.

"Dear god, now I need to save everybody. RUN! DON'T LET HER GET YOU!" Seto yells.

"Too late! I already have four victims, I mean, matches." Mavis snickered, a dark aura surrounding her.

"I feel sorry for the poor souls. Who are they?" Seto questioned.

"Cosplayer number 1, Cosplayer number 2 "Kuro-somethingsomething" And "Fly". Or "Fine" or … WHATEVER!" Mavis yelled offhandedly. "Let's bring them in!"

"Wait, why are they coming to your house?" Seto was greatly disturbed by now.

"My house, no. I am taking them to the giant studio where they take their first test." Mavis said, the dark aura getting creepier.

"Eep." Was all Seto could squeak out after seeing the "contestants".

Fai, Kurogane, Xiao Lang, and Syaoran appeared, looking very confused.

"YOU ARE LATE, STUPID COSPLAYERS!" Mavis yelled, suddenly growing twenty feet tall and pointy teeth. The poor, poor, souls. Seto thought.

"Are they really Cosplayers?" Asks Seto, looking slightly disturbed.

"No, I dragged them out of a separate dimension, drugged them, and tied them up." Mavis said as if she did that everyday. Thinking about it, she probably did…

"So they aren't just Cosplayers?"

"No, probably not. But I'll just assume! `Cuz Assuming is awesome!"

And thus Mavis's Matchmaking show was born.

Just so people know, Mavis and Seto are NOT from Tsubasa, I just felt like adding them, rather than having Sakura or anyone play a role.