Poseidon rap.
AUTHORS NOTE: I don't own any thing rick roirdan does. Also Micheal Rosan owns the beat of the rap :D
It was a normal day at camp half blood well as normal as it could be being a demi god.
Percy and Annabeth were laughing together Connor and Travis were pick-pocketing Clarisse who was trying to beat them to a pulp.
Some people never learn.
Meanwhile on Olympus Athena was routing through all of Poseidon's things and trying to dig up some dirt on the "sea scum".
That, of course, was when she found something that would change life (and a couple of people's pride) as we know it.
"WELCOME CAMPERS," Chiron cheered "now please…"
That's when he was interrupted by Athena causally zapping herself into camp.
Of course all the demi-gods stood in respect for wisdoms great goddess.
"Sit heroes please! As you know Poseidon has been my rival for many a millenium and I would love to show you this little piece of how do i put this? REVENGE Apollo gave me!"
As Athena spoke her face was gleaming with pride. A grin spread across her face which made people wonder if she was hear to kill batman or just hyped up on coffee.
Percy frowned as the video started.
All was black then Poseidon apeared performing one of the worst efforts at beat boxing ever wittnessed in the last millenia.
Finally when the picture cleared you could see Poseidon wearing: an extra large pair of rainbow coloured m c hammer pants some matching braces and an awful 60's knitted jumper.
His hair was long and braided round the sides but shinny and bold at the top.
The look on Percy's face was price less.
The Poseidon Rap.
My names Poseidon,
My sons called triton,
I cheated on my wife with sally Jackson,
Sally had a son,
Then married Gabe.
When the kid got older he went to Hades,
Right there in the underworld,
He retrieved the bolt, then found the crook,
Then the ladies all got hooked,
Except from Athena (Athena).
He killed medusa and took the head home,
Sally used it to turn Gabe to stone,
Now he lives happily as a garden gnome.
A hip hop hip hop hap
Apollo helped me with this rap-rap-rap-rap.
I was born three thousand years ago,
I grow up in my dad's stomach-o,
I have two brothers,
Hades and Zeus,
At every solstice we have a chocolate mouse.
I am the god of the sea,
Have an underwater palace as big as can be.
A hip hop hip hop hap
This is called the Poseidon rap-rap-rap-rap.
Percy just stared at the screen with a shocked expression.
Nobody knew wether it was due to the awful video or the fact that he was related to that ... man?
At the end Poseidon through in some crazy dance moves and tried (and failed might I add ) to do a shakira impression.
Everyone was laughing their butts off!
Percy shook his head and screamed to the sky
"why me?"
And with that he fainted to the floor in embarrassment.
Authors note: mwhahahah I love this fanfiction world.
I am confirmining that this will become a two-shot, if u want me to create raps for the others all of this is crack filled so... review and stuff