AUUUUUUGGGGGGH! I…STARED…AT…GERMANY…SMILING…FOR…TOO LONG…! TOO CUTE, TOO CUTE, TOO CUTE TOOCUTETOOCUTETOOCUUUUUUTTEE!

*ahem*

Anyway, welcome to yet another crack fic created by yours truly, Mitsuki Horenake. The synopsis basically tells all, but here I'm going to give you a bit more detail. There are plenty of Hetalia insert fics all over the place, but here we honor the ones that not too many people have taken a gander in. And because I have taken lessons in IAHF (kudos to those who know what I mean), the challenge comes in: it must still make sense~!

With that being said, let's take an easy one to insert!

/= [PIKACHU~] =/

"Alfred! Don't tell me that you got us lost again!"

"N-no I didn't! I totally know where we're going, dude!"

"Aru…"

Alfred started mumbling something to himself as he watched his two companions stare at him while clearly knowing that they were lost. For some reason, Arthur was trying to adjust the shorts that he was forced to wear (because Francis got his usual clothes wet and hid them for no reason) while still holding Russia in his arms.

"Are you still comfortable, Russia?"

"Kolkol kolkol…Russiaaaa~"

"That's good to hear." He smiled.

"Hah…you guys look tired." Alfred chuckled. "We should take a break."

"Aru aru~~!"

"Looks like China agrees with you." Francis smiled. "All right then, I'll make us lunch."

"Aru aru~!"

/= [PIKACHU~] =/

"Well, this is a strange gym…" Alfred looked up. "What is this place again?"

"The guide says that this is the Celadon City gym." Francis started sniffing around. "Ahhh…I can smell the perfume radiating from this place…"

"I can't smell much of anything…" Alfred sighed.

"Aru…"

The doors opened, allowing the three of them to go inside. It was then that Alfred could smell the perfume. Once they actually got into the auditorium, his nose was so overwhelmed that he wanted to run screaming out of the room. Nonetheless, this is a battle he must face…

"Oh, are you a challenger?"

They looked up and saw a woman sitting in a garden, petting a strange white orb with a serious face on it. She chuckled at the look it gave her before standing up, her graceful figure sparkling and making her even more beautiful.

"Hell yeah, I am!" Alfred posed. "I'm Alfred F. Jones from New York, and I'm here to challenge the gym leader for the badge!"

"Aru aruuuu!"

"Oh, is that so? Well then, you should be fun." She walked toward him. "My name is Lin Yi Ling, and I am the gym leader of the Celadon City gym."

"Well, it's a pleasure to meet-"

"Hellooooo there, Madame…"

They stood there in silence as they watched Francis swing elegantly into the picture and lightly take Lin Yi's hand, kissing it gently and causing her to blush just a little bit. Then again, it's just the charm of the Pewter City gym leader can do…

"Um…h-hello there…sir…"

"My name is Francis Bonnefoy…but you can call me Francis, if you wish." He smiled. "My my, the perfume that you wear does nothing compared to the natural radiance that emits from your smile…"

"Oh…um…t-thank you."

"No no…thank you, for coming to my life and blessing me with your presence-"

*SLAM*

"You'll bless her more if you just leave her life, stupid frog."

"Wahhhhh…"

/= [PIKACHU~] =/

Alfred could barely hear the sound of three footsteps echoing through the forest. He clung onto China tightly as he turned and saw three figures standing in the shadows of the trees.

"Who the hell are you?" He spat.

"To protect the world from devastation…"

"To unite all people within our nation…"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love…"

"To extend our reach to the stars above…"

The figures started to jump out of the sky and landed perfectly around the campfire, waking up Arthur and Francis. Arthur kept Russia close to his body as China clung onto Alfred's head. The third figure just barely started to jump around.

"Kiku!"

"Ludwig…"

"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender NOW…or prepare to fight."

"Ve~~~~that's right!"

"Um…Arthur? Why is the black-haired man wearing a skirt…?"

"Don't ever question this, Alfred…NEVER question this."

/= [PIKACHU~] =/

Alfred could not believe what he was seeing. Below the auditorium, he watched clones and originals fighting each other for the sake of fighting. But what was their reason? Did they have a reason…? No…no they don't. Fighting never has a reason.

He looked down and saw China fighting his clone, and felt a pain twist inside him. None of this was supposed to happen. As he looked above him, Belarus and Ukraine danced in battle as if this was nothing more than a waltz, not caring for the casualties that were underneath them.

This…this has to stop…!

But could he do it? Could he be a hero when he was needed? Sure, he told Arthur that he wanted to be a hero of this world…but now that the time had come, he was scared. He was seriously scared of doing it. This was something he never thought would be true.

He jumped down the stairs as he watched the two descend onto level ground and throw their biggest energy beams at each other. The impact alone sent Alfred flying into the walls. He must've passed out, cause a few seconds later he found himself on his knees, being held by Arthur.

"A-are you OK, Alfred?"

"I…I'm fine…" He answered quietly. "H-how's China…?"

They looked up and saw that his China was on the verge of collapsing, still resisting the urge to fight his clone. Alfred bit his lip as he saw Belarus and Ukraine charge their attack for Round Two of their fight. At the same time, China was thrown in the middle of the battlefield.

"NO!"

His feet flew in the air as he charged toward China, pushing him out of the way and seeing that the attacks have been fired. There was nothing he could do to either deflect it or run away from it. China darted his head around and saw a smile on his face.

"…a-aru…?"

"I'm…glad…you made it…"

*BOOM!*

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Homage to the first movie here~! Hope you like~!

And yes, all nations mentioned are Pokemon! China's "aru" is just the cutest thing, eh?

Anyway, everyone's free to mention what AUs you guys want me to write about~! There're just a few rules that I have to state right here before we start, of course.

1. Don't expect too much detail in most of the chapters, for this is just for entertainment.

2. The media can be from anime, manga, movies, video games, TV shows, and in whatever language it is. Preferably English if you want a fast update.

3. If you're suggesting something that's not translated, please provide a link for me to read from or a scenario from the media. That way, I don't completely screw it over.

4. Try not to suggest media that has already been written about. That way, I don't accidentally rewrite something that someone else got an idea from.

5. Sorry kids, but LolliDictator already did the Twilight series and I already did the Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon series as well as Persona 4. Any other Persona game is free pickings, though.

6. None of these chapters will pass further than a One-Shot. However, if someone is willing to write the AUs stated, I give you permission. Just remember to send me a PM link after you post it so that I can link it up in the respective chapter.

7. Nations are placed in based on character. So expect crack pairings galore.

8. I'm not above using OCs. So if anyone actually has an OC they want me to use, I'm up for it.

9. I'm also not above letting you guys writing your own chapters. Just send me a link when you're done!

Get to suggestions~!