Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.
It's so hard to think of titles, you know that? i've had to come up with them left and right these days. Part nine, I think, in the Ibiki/Konoha 11 and Sand Sibs series. The only guys left are Neji and Lee! Then I can go to the easy ones, the girls.
This is a fluffy piece, as much as an can be a fluffy piece. Enjoy!
"If you come near me with that puppet again, Kankuro, I swear on the Hokage that I will shove it up your ass."
Ibiki was attempting to read the paper, an attempt made futile by Kankuro's lonely game of "Whirl the Puppet Around for no Purpose".
"I don't swear by the Hokages, so I can do whatever I want." said Kankuro gleefully.
"You'll swear by them if I say you'll swear by them." retorted Ibiki, knowing it was an idle threat.
Kankuro cackled. "You're such a wonderful boyfriend."
"You're not."
Kankuro grew pouty and attacked Ibiki with his only real friend, the Crow. "Take that, you meanie!
""When did you become a ten year old?"
"When you became an asshole?
""I've always been an asshole." smirked Ibiki.
"Oh, shut up." Kankuro crashed on the sofa seat next to Ibiki. "You're not a complete asshole."
"Really? I thought it took one to know one."
Kankuro banged his head against a couch pillow. "It's so hard to give you a compliment, you know that?"
"Meh."
"You're my asshole, you know that?" Ibiki chuckled and leaned in for a kiss.
C'mon, what'd you think? Tell me!