The unwritten love between hitler and jesus.
Inspired by Angkras.
It was a dark and stormy night. One week before prom. Everyone already had already found their dates with the exception of two. Ma boi hitler and og squad fam jesus. They were lowkey tryna bone but neither of them could ever confess their love. Their third wheeling best friend, Jimothy, heard that neither of them had a date, so when he found out he went up to both of them and said, "WOT IS GOIN ON ERE?"
"Wdym," replied hitler.
"Y'all should be eating eachother out for BEAKFAST" answered their loser friend
From that point, It became Jimothy's mission to see his two friends smash. Jimothy also wanted to have a threesome, but he had take a 20 minute break to suck off his date, corn daddy, aka God. Jimothy was enjoying his own date: God. God knew how to be a daddy and was very demanding. Jimothy followed every command God gave willingly. He assisted God with his boner, riding his thighs to a greasy climax, and then left to find Jesus and hitler.
"These is red bottoms," said Jimothy.
"Wat?" replied corn daddy
"We hef to make sure that ma bois hitler and jesus smash. They're my otp."
"I cant rn, i gotta shoot up some insulin."
"But i want to do a foursome if possible, corn daddy~" jimothy responded, already horny.
God turned to him and said, "okay you can go find them and ill look for yall later baby~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
"sPiCy" replied corn deddie
After this uncomfortably hottt and dank interaction, Jimothy went to werk. He grabbed his ass out shorts and a sledgehammer. He looked through the crowd of hornby teens to find to children he loved. HiS children. hIs babies. They were precious to him. He wanted them both inside him at once. With an egg enema. Heads turned as jimothy walked in sassily. He twerked to the song that was playing and danced all over the hot dudes staring at him.
Hump me. Fuck me. Daddy better make me choke. (You bEtTeR)
It was Jimothy's firm and girthy belief that Cupcakke was truly the greatest artist of their generation.