Reno:
Weeelllll
Kadaj: *glaring*
Don't do it, Turk!!
Reno:
*waits a few seconds* Weeelllll
Kadaj: *points accusing finger at Reno*
I'm warning you!!
Reno: *rolls eyes*
Okay, okay *walks off*
Kadaj: *to Yazoo and Loz*
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling our mom a-
Reno: *pops back in*
Weeelllll
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Kadaj: *being held back by Loz*
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, RENO !!
Reno: *counts off each day*
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes a super king kamehameha biatch!
*to everyone else around them, not counting the remnants*
Come on, you all know the words!
:other Shinra employees:
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
*Kadaj tries to attack Reno, but Yazoo stops him and pulls out a phone*
She's a stupid bitch,
Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
*Sephiroth appears, making everyone gasp*
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch,
Axel: *blinks grimacing*
Umm, Reno ?
Reno: *doesn't notice*
And she's such a dirty bitch
I really mean it
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
Axel:
*jawdrop*
Reno: *doesn't notice Sephiroth behind him*
What?
Sephiroth: *holding Masamune at Reno's throat* . . .
Reno: *sweatdrop*
. . . oh fuck . . .