Note: I was staring at a chocolate bar across the room, and this just came into my mind.
Key:
Natsu
Lucy
Happy
Natsu. Natsu. Natsu, you'll melt the chocolate if you hold it like that!
I will?
Yes! Now stop spreading your body heat!
But I thought you said you were cold.
Arghh! You idiotic dolt! Give me the chocolate!
No way! I still gotta try it!
Don't! It's not even solid yet!
Solid? What does solid mean?
You moron. Didn't Igneel teach you science?
Science?
Never mind.
Lucy, what does scient and sol - something mean?
I'm so not going into detail, so I'll explain that another day. Anyway, back to the choco - Eek! Natsu! You're making it melt!
Damn! Luce, what should I do?!
Stop spreading your body heat, you idiotic moron!
I'm sorry, Lucy! I didn't mean to!
Just stop what you're doing, already!
Lucyyy! Is the chocolate ready?
Note: Bad timing, Happy. Baaad timing. By the way, if you didn't work out the place they were talking in, they were talking in the kitchen.
Note2: Natsu's somewhat a lot denser that he usually is in this, so, again, blame me if this whole thing is crappy and short (which it is.)