AN: hi guys this is my frist fanfic ok lol
of 3 things i wus absolutly certen 1. im a lesbian 2. edwards a prick 3. warewolfz smell like shit
so yeh, my name is bella n im a ho
one day edward asked me 2 make him a sandwich n i felt oblijd 2 do so so mid sandwich making i saw a girl and she was called jacob but then i found out she wasnt actually a girl so i fell in love with him (i dont know why ok im hormoanal) and then another girl walked in but this tym she was actually a girl so i married her and we wnted to have children but we couldnt because we both have vaginas and then evri1 died x o x o