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PROLOGUE

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Two families, both alike in infamy

(In good old Hogwarts, where this tale takes place),

Solve all their issues with civility,

Where civil fist is thrown at civil face.

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes,

A pair of star-crossed lovers mends the rift.

But do not fret if you are fond of Rose:

Soon Shakespeare will give way to Taylor Swift.