Sevipers on a Cruise Ship

Prologue

Bowser opened the door to the Team Rocket Hangout. He was stressed out because he was late. The other bad cartoons were there sitting at their tables. All of them looked at Bowser.

"Sorry, I'm late." He told them. "I had to deal with my kids, had to plan on how to kidnap Princess Peach, I came up with nothing BTdubs, and to top it all off, traffic was an absolute nightmare!" He became positive. "But I'm here now, not to fear! What did I miss?"

"You know you could have used magic to get here, right?" Anti-Cosmo

pointed out. "We do it all the time, and it really work wonders. Don't you have two Magickoopas or something that could poof you over here instead of wasting your time?" Bowser face palmed himself.

"Idiot me! I was so wrapped up with the kids and the planning that I foolishly forgot."

"Yeah!" Eggman spoke. "Kids would do that to you. They are so stupid."

"They would do any thing that inspires them to do." Lawrence chipped in. "Like kiss a frog believing that the frog will turn into a prince. But instead, wind up with salmonella. And I guess it's worse now then it was back in 1926."

"Not just kids," Glorbishnof put in. "Man Childs like Kevin, my arch nemesis' dumb assistant will do the same stupid things."

"And if you were drunk, it's perfectly understandable." LaFou said as well. "My friend told me the wrong date of Belle's wedding, and we crashed someone else's But Stanly learned from his mistake, didn't you Stanly?" Stanly nodded.

"But at least they were there, right?" LaFou was irritated. Stanly sighed. "Yeah, I learned my lesson."

"Enough!" Giovanni, who was in charge, snapped. Everybody looked at him. Bowser quickly took a seat. "So to recap, we are planning to put Sevipers on the cruise ship that the good cartoons are going on. The Sevipers will badly poison them, and we villains will take over our worlds or whatever you plan on doing." Bowser raised up his hand. Giovanni called on him.

"How do you know that the good cartoons will be all together and where they're going?"

"Because this is the author's ten year anniversary of being on ."

"And a little birdy told him." Bird Brain added.

"A little flightless bird." Plankton put in Bird Brain was mad at him.

"Shut up, small fry! We know I'm flightless; no need to rehash on it."

"It's okay." Dr. Diminutive told him. "I get ridiculed for my size all the time. You're not alone. Us short living creatures have to stick together, you know what I'm saying?"

"Yes, I do, and I fully appreciate it."

"Ten years? Wow, that's a lot of years."

"I know." Foop added. "Shocking. My nemesis, Poof is almost ten, that is if he wasn't a cartoon."

"So, are we all clear on the plan?" Giovanni asked. "I'm not going to go over it again."

"So, when will this plan of ours come in effect?" Ganondorf wanted to know.

"He already told you!" Bill Cipher told him. "Soon. In two weeks time to be exact."

"I was just giving the info for Bowser." Bill rolled his eye.

"Right. Sure you were!"

"So, what we do in the meantime?" Snaptrap wanted to know. Giovanni gave an evil grin.

"We gather up the Sevipers, and wait." Snaptrap was disappointed.

"Aw, but waiting's boring. Why can't we do it now?" Dr. Blowhole turned to face him.

"Because they're not on the ship yet." The dolphin answered. "So, stop complaining and shut up! Remember, patience is a virtue." Snaptrap was still bummed about this.

"All right, I'll wait. But, I won't like it. Ooh, I guess this'll be a good time to catch up on my soap operas."

"You watch soaps?" Rodney asked. "Weird. So does that traitor Doofenshmirtz. You both are weird" Snaptrap glared at him.

"You're weird, Rodney. You're the one with the ridiciously long name."

"It's not that long."

"I watch soaps too!" Bowser added. "They help me sleep at night!"

"Us, too!" The Beagle Boys put in. Stanly whispered to LaFou.

"What's a soap opera?" He wanted to know.

"I think it's a 21st century thing." LeFou replied. "Don't think too munch about it."

"I watch Keaton." Ganondorf spoke. Stanly was confused.

"Is that another soap opera?"

"No, but they should make one out of him. Maybe a spinoff. It'll be awesome!"

"SETTLE DOWN, EVERYONE!" Giovanni yelled. Everyone looked at him. "Two weeks will be here before you know it."

"So," Butch the rat put in. "Why did you call all of us again? It sounds like this plan doesn't need all of us to be here."

"To simply inform you." Giovanni stated. "True, you all didn't need to be here. But, are you better off that you are informed?"

"Yes. Yes, I guess I am."

"Ooh; I can't wait!" Snaptrap said.

"Nether can all of us, Snaptrap. Those good cartoons won't suspect a thing." And with that, all of the bad cartoons did their very own evil laughs