This is a cute story. Total fluff. It shows the passion that Mello encompasses.

MxJ!!

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The boys were all dressed up for their New Years bash. Everyone hoped to be crowned the New Years king and queen. The boys lined up on one side of the dance hall, the girls on the other. Mello twitched nervously, glaring at Near is his pink dress. Why did Near always get to look better than him?! Pink was so not his color.

Everyone waited anxiously, the teen angst palpable in the air. Finally, a drum roll began to play and the boys and girls began pairing off from the crowd. Near was instantly mauled by Matt. Everyone knew they had a thing for each other, and they proceeded to have a fun time on the ground. Hot yuri sex.

Mello felt alone, as his two BFFs had paired off together, isolating him. He itched at his cute Mew Mew gloves. Suddenly, he saw from the corner of his eye a wooden figure, slim and trim, glowing in the midnight haze. Mello turned his back, knowing that Chris Hansen was still watching him after his last little midnight fling with the Cello.

"Crab cakes in the fall! What does a guy have to do to get a cute sim around here!?"

Across the room, a translucent figure became engulfed in the bringht lights coming from the disco lgiths. Instantly enamored, Mello crept up to the girl. She was gabbing with her gal pals nonchalantly. He tapped her on the shoulder. Zoey turned around metamorphicly. Upon spotting his kawaii nekomimis and Mew Mew gloves, she screamed "MEW MEW JELLO! METAMORPHAAAAAAAAAAA-SIS!"

She proceeded to spin around, pawing at the air in a bubbly fashion. Her charisma radiated around the room, and everyone turned to stare at her. Even Matt and Near looked up from their boob fuck.

Mello whined "HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS MEW MEW RICECAKE?!"

The newly-transformed bowl of Yellow Jello replied "I sensed your kawaii from miles away and killed my parents so I could move into the orphanage. Now I'm here with you."

He stared into her lemony deliciousness and gobbled her up out of sweaty passion. The next day, he crapped her out and they got married.
Mew Mew Nearchu was jealous.

THE END.