Dib was sound asleep in his bed, cuddling his pillow in a fetus position. He was suddenly awoken by the sound of his alarm clock. He hit the snooze button and got up, stareing at his computer. Dib walked to his computer and contacted the swollen eyeball network. He grabed his glasses and put them on and called them, "What is it Dib?" swollen eyeball asked. "I think I might have a way to get that alien!" Dib yelled. Swollen eyeball scoffed, "Dib...You tried too many times.." "This time I have a plan! Just listen to me for once!" Dib shouted at his computer screen. "Fine. Proceed." Swollen eyeball said after sighing.

"GIR I need my blueprints for my ray gun!" Zim yelled. GIR came running out, skipping with his blueprints. Gir smiled and happily handed it to Zim. Zim snatched it and studied it, making sure he got it absolutly right. GIR grabed his stuffed moose and pig and ran around screaming. Zim smiled evily and held up a purple, pink, and green ray gun. "It's finished!" He proudly yelled. "WHATS DAT MASTA!?" GIR tilted his head. "This will turn any human into an irken like me!" Zim laughed a little at the end. "IT'S PURE GENIUS!" Zim yelled. "And I have one test subject I must try it on!" Zim grinned as he glanced at a clock, "I need to go to skool." Zim grunted and put on his wig and his purple eyed contacts. "Computer!" Computer gave an annoyied groan, "Yes..?" Zim headed for the door, "Watch the lab and make sure Dib doesn't come in" Zim walked out the door and he smiled at Dib as he put his ray gun in his pak.

Dib gave Zim a weird look, why is he smiling at him? This isn't normal. Dib gave Zim a short glare before running to skool. Zim simply walked. When Dib made it to skool, Gaz walking behind her eyes down on her game slave, Dib grabed out a small remote. Zim made it there shortly after and he saw the remote Dib was holding. "Whats that!?" Zim asked

"It's a-"

"WHAT IS IT!?"

"It's a remote-"

"WHAT IS IT!?""It's-"

"HUH!?"

"ZIM SHUT UP!" Dib screamed and Zim blinked at him. "...You'll see..." Dib said "BUT YOU ALMOST TOLD ME!" Zim yelled. "I CHANGED MY MIND ZIM!" Dib yelled back. Dib smiled and pressed a green button on the remote, Zim felt a burning sensation on his squily spooch. Zim dropped on the ground and tossed and turned screaming in pain. Dib pulled out a video camera and started recording. "PROOF THAT ZIM IS AN ALIEN!" Dib shouted and held the camera as he ran over to Zim. Zim was still screaming from the burning, "What did you do!?" Zim yelled at Dib. "My remote sprays water at the end" Zim groaned and Dib was reaching out to rib Zim's wig off. Zim quickly pulled out his gun and shot Dib on his huge head. Dib flew back and landed on the ground, smoke drifting from Dib. Zim got up and looked at Dib, the kids started to huddle around Dib. Zim pushed everyone out of the way to look at Dib.

Dib groaned and turned over, the kids jumped back and screamed. Dib found it hard to breathe and he passed out. He had antennas, pale green skin, and three fingers. Zim had turned Dib into an Irken.

I know I know. Its not that long but I will write more chapters soon if I had the time and I might put my two OCs in it too. I hope you enjoyed and see ya later .w.