A No Good Very Bad Day!

Jane POV

Today had been terrible. I guess you could say it had been a No Good Very Bad Day! And I am not kidding at all, at all!

It all started when I got to work this morning. I work for a magazine, a fashion magazine, it's my dream job. And I had to give presentation on the new cover for the magazine. Well, what I thought went great went terrible…. According to Jeffery, my boss I hate his guts. I swear he is from the furthest depths of you know where! I told him that, well he didn't like it, said I was a bi***, and he fired me. So I packed up my office and headed home, I was so tired and really needed some chocolate ice cream. But, when I got home, there was no home. It had flooded while I was gone, and then burnt to the ground. Yeah life sucks the big one!

So I am now on my way to my mom's house in New Port, Rhode Island, and I live in Boston, so yeah…. This is the present. On the road again, I just can't wait to get on the road again.

My cell went off, I sighed and looked at my cell, of joy it's my mom!

'Hi, mom-"

"Jane, Jane dear where are you?"

"Um, I'm on my way. No mom, before you say anything I am alive."

"Are you sure you're not injured, maimed, anything?"

She was frantic. "Gee, mom! Calm down get some juice you know panicking is not good for you health."

"Okay, okay don't get you panties in a bunch."

"I- oh schist!" A stupid deer had made it onto the war. I jerked the wheel to the left. Everything went black.

"Ugh…" I groaned and sat up. Where is my car? I looked around a little dizzily. I was in the middle of the woods. Wait woods, well I crashed in the woods, but I don't know what this forest it. It's old. I began looking around frantically, where is my car. I started running around searching, everywhere I was frantic. I know not the smartest thing to do, but hey what would you do? I started to cry "This is the worst day ever! I am alone, its dark, and I am scared." I cried out to no one in particular. I slowly slipped into unconsciousness. Why me?

"Who are you?" Huh? Who's talking? I opened my eye to see a man looking down at me, I was in a bed. He had long dark hair, pointy ears. Wait pointy ears? Okay this is creepy. I sat up to quickly "mmm". I groaned, "where am I, and who are you?" I am really freaked. He looked at me "I am Elrond and this is my home Imladris."

"What's an Imladris?" Isn't that a food? Okay stupid thought. I quickly pushed that thought away. I am hungry.

He replied "I mean Rivendell, you are in Rivendell." Rivendell? Isn't that in Lord of The Rings? I jumped out of the bed "No, no this can't be happening! I am just dreaming, any minute now you will wake up in the hospital and mom will be freaking out. That's it I'm dreaming, I need to wake up. Wake up!" Elrond or whoever this guy was looked at me as if I was insane. I started pinching, and slapping, and biting myself, trying to wake up. "NOOOOO!" I screamed. I am a fricking Mary-Sue!