*Raises eyebrow* Who would have expected this? I got this idea when I
watched Independence Day, and that's where I go the title.
Death and Life, an angel and a demon, or Duo and Heero as they are called, fell to the Earth. Heero made a soft landing, while Duo fell flat on top of Heero.
"I did that on purpose."
"I don't believe you."
"You believed me in bed last night."
Death blushed, remembering last night. Life noticed. Then Life blushed.
"I knew that seducing you in the first place was a good idea."
"Shut up."
A black wing, obviously that of a demon, was pulled on lightly. When the demon turned, an angel fell in his arms. Unceremoniously, the angel was deposited on the ground.
"Ooo, are you going to ravage me?"
"You were ravaged five minutes before we left."
"But you're so wicked…"
The demon jumped on the angel, straddling his chest. With one hand, the angel's hands were pinned to the ground. Then Death started squeaking. Life was tickling him.
"StoooOOOop! Why are you doing this?"
"Because I'm wicked."
Duo grinned and slipped away from Heero. Life was looking around for his crazy lover when he felt a slight weight on his back.
"Hee-chan…"
"Duo, you'll be the death of me yet."
"Of course! It'd be a good laugh if Life was killed by his own Lover."
"You take too much delight in your job."
"The only time I liked my job was when I found out that Death and Life are historically Lovers in most cultures."
"Oh, that horny as a eight year old?"
"I was this horny at three, man!"
"You're demonic."
"Check the facts!"
"Hn."
"Hee-chan…even with as much as we argued, I still love you."
"I know, Duo. I love you too. If only because you're so much fun to tickle."
"Oi!"
"Don't worry, Duo. I love you _because_ of the way we argued."
"I never knew Death and Life could conflict _that_ much."
"Maybe it was because of the odd angel-demon combination, too."
"Or maybe it was the odd Heero-Duo combination, ne?"
An angel was pulled towards a demon.
"It may be that." An angelic kiss from a demon.
"DUO! HEERO! GET TO WORK!"
"Aw, Relena, we were having fun!"
"Hm. So I noticed." Duo heard the tinge of humor in her voice.
"Do I have enough time to ravage him?"
"Stupid demon, of _course_ not! Do your jobs!"
"I love you too, Relena!" Duo was quickly shushed.
The angel pulled away.
"If we get all our work done _early_, _then_ can we play? Please?"
"If you do them right. You're the best two we have, but if you get in a hurry, Duo, you get sloppy."
"I like it when he gets sloppy." Heero winked at Duo.
"Heero, Life isn't supposed to like blood."
"Who was talking about that kind of sloppy?"
"I--ARGH! JUST GET TO WORK!"
Hands entwined, as the two prepared to get to work.
At the end of the day, they stood looking down at the sky from a high cliff.
"It's great to be on Earth, ne, Heero?"
"The scenery is beautiful." Duo blushed as he noticed Heero was looking at him instead of the sunset.
"I hate it when your demonic nature comes out."
"That was angelic."
"No, it was Heero-esque."
"We're such a contradictory couple."
"I think it was planned that way."
Lips collided. Tongues entwined. Souls meshed. The souls of Duo, Angel of Death, and Heero, Demon of Death.
Death and Life, an angel and a demon, or Duo and Heero as they are called, fell to the Earth. Heero made a soft landing, while Duo fell flat on top of Heero.
"I did that on purpose."
"I don't believe you."
"You believed me in bed last night."
Death blushed, remembering last night. Life noticed. Then Life blushed.
"I knew that seducing you in the first place was a good idea."
"Shut up."
A black wing, obviously that of a demon, was pulled on lightly. When the demon turned, an angel fell in his arms. Unceremoniously, the angel was deposited on the ground.
"Ooo, are you going to ravage me?"
"You were ravaged five minutes before we left."
"But you're so wicked…"
The demon jumped on the angel, straddling his chest. With one hand, the angel's hands were pinned to the ground. Then Death started squeaking. Life was tickling him.
"StoooOOOop! Why are you doing this?"
"Because I'm wicked."
Duo grinned and slipped away from Heero. Life was looking around for his crazy lover when he felt a slight weight on his back.
"Hee-chan…"
"Duo, you'll be the death of me yet."
"Of course! It'd be a good laugh if Life was killed by his own Lover."
"You take too much delight in your job."
"The only time I liked my job was when I found out that Death and Life are historically Lovers in most cultures."
"Oh, that horny as a eight year old?"
"I was this horny at three, man!"
"You're demonic."
"Check the facts!"
"Hn."
"Hee-chan…even with as much as we argued, I still love you."
"I know, Duo. I love you too. If only because you're so much fun to tickle."
"Oi!"
"Don't worry, Duo. I love you _because_ of the way we argued."
"I never knew Death and Life could conflict _that_ much."
"Maybe it was because of the odd angel-demon combination, too."
"Or maybe it was the odd Heero-Duo combination, ne?"
An angel was pulled towards a demon.
"It may be that." An angelic kiss from a demon.
"DUO! HEERO! GET TO WORK!"
"Aw, Relena, we were having fun!"
"Hm. So I noticed." Duo heard the tinge of humor in her voice.
"Do I have enough time to ravage him?"
"Stupid demon, of _course_ not! Do your jobs!"
"I love you too, Relena!" Duo was quickly shushed.
The angel pulled away.
"If we get all our work done _early_, _then_ can we play? Please?"
"If you do them right. You're the best two we have, but if you get in a hurry, Duo, you get sloppy."
"I like it when he gets sloppy." Heero winked at Duo.
"Heero, Life isn't supposed to like blood."
"Who was talking about that kind of sloppy?"
"I--ARGH! JUST GET TO WORK!"
Hands entwined, as the two prepared to get to work.
At the end of the day, they stood looking down at the sky from a high cliff.
"It's great to be on Earth, ne, Heero?"
"The scenery is beautiful." Duo blushed as he noticed Heero was looking at him instead of the sunset.
"I hate it when your demonic nature comes out."
"That was angelic."
"No, it was Heero-esque."
"We're such a contradictory couple."
"I think it was planned that way."
Lips collided. Tongues entwined. Souls meshed. The souls of Duo, Angel of Death, and Heero, Demon of Death.