Cullen Jobs

The Cullens, Bella, Jacob, Victoria, and James all got new jobs today. Many of these jobs don't fit their personalities or lifestyles at all. Let us see what unfolds.

"You guys some wrestling company wants me to be their new fighter." Emmett said waving a piece of paper above his head

"I could really see you as a wrestler, Emmett." Said Rosalie sarcastically.

"Really?" He replied (he didn't catch the sarcasm)

"No, but I'm a new lawyer. I think the group should be called Hale, Smith, and Johnson." She replied.

"That's not funny Rosalie. Edward you have a weird look on your face, what happened?" Emmett said.

"I've been hired as a chef at a fancy French restaurant." Edward responded.

"Why is that bad?" Bella butted in.

"Because all human food tastes like dirt to me, so I wouldn't even be able to see if it would actually taste acceptable or even edible."

"Oh I see. Guess what!" She responded.

"What?" They all replied annoyed.

"I'm going to be a waitress!"

"No!" They screamed.

"Why are you yelling 'no'?" Bella said sadly.

"Lets see," Emmett responded, "your you, clumsy uncoordinated, clumsy. If I were still human I wouldn't want you to be my waitress."

Bella ran away crying.

"As Prince Jasper of Genovia, I say that was incredibly rude." Jasper said regally as he entered the room.

"Oh, so that's your new job!" said Alice as she glided in after him, "Well you're going to hate me!"

"Why?" Jasper asked.

"Because my new job is becoming a gypsy."

"Oh! Well you're not allowed in my country."

Alice, like Bella, ran away crying.

"Now who's the rude one?" Esme called, "Don't make fun of her. Make fun of me. I'm a maid."

"And I'm a clown." Announced Carlisle.

"A warning to all the Vampires in the room, Jacob is here." Bella said still crying.

Jacob swiftly flew through the door and stopped in the dining room.

"I heard you got a new job today, Jacob." Edward said with a smirk.

"Wipe that smirk off of your face, Bloodsucker." Jacob said spitefully.

"Why are you here?" Emmett said sounding livid.

"He's here on Sam's orders," Edward said answering for him, "You cough model for cat outfits cough."

"Hey." Jake said annoyed.

"Just wait until the rest of the Vampire World gets a load of this!" Emmett said as he began to head towards the phone.

"Well as I was trying to say before I was so rudely interrupted," Jake started again, "James and Victoria are on their way now so be on your toes."

In less than five minutes, James and Victoria arrived at the Cullen house, as Jacob had said. As always Edward heard their thoughts before they arrived; He already filled in everyone else of their intentions.

"Oh hello James and Victoria, come in." Rosalie said with a false smile.

"Ugh, have you been working at the dump all day or what?" Emmett said, returning from his phone call, as Victoria walked by.

"And James when did you get all of those piercings and tattoos?" Alice asked slightly cheered up.

"I knew we shouldn't have come, that Edward can read minds and I knew he was going to humiliate us." James tried to whisper to Victoria.

"I never said a word to you!" Edward replied over hearing their not so private conversation.

"Then how did they find out?" Victoria asked looking at all of the Cullens, Bella, and Jacob.

"I said I didn't say a word to you, but I did say all the words that came threw my mind to them." He answered.

"Why did we come this was a stupid idea on our be half." James again whispered to Victoria.

"You can't leave yet we haven't finished making fun of you!" Emmett said as he saw James and Victoria edging towards the door.

"I knew you two were frightened of us." Edward added.

"We are NOT afraid of you." They said in unison.

"Then why are you trembling?" Emmett added with a daunting smile.

"We are not trembling. We're just …shivering." They said in unison once again.

"You aren't affected by cold your Vampires."

"I'm human and I'm not even cold." Bella added in confidently.

"We'll just be going now."

"Why are you running like little girls?" Emmett yelled out of the front door.

"That was extremely funny. Where did Jacob go?" Bella said confused.

To be continued…