Messing with Manfred
"Manfred, Manfred, Manfred, Manfred, Manfred, Manf-" Zelda chanted. "Yes?" he asked. "Hi." She said, happily. "Hi." He replied, feeling slightly annoyed. His daughter Lili came in, smiling. "Daddy, daddy, daddy, "daddy, daddy, daddy, dadd-" "Yes?" Manfred asked. He had a queer feeling about what the answer would be. "Hi!" Manfred smiled at his daughter, trying not to get annoyed. "Hi." He replied. Then, Charlie came in. "Dawg, dawg, dawg, dawg, dawg, daw-" Manfred stopped him. "Yes?" "What'sa popping, dude?" Charlie exploded and turned into a gangster. Manfred stared and fell asleep.
He opened his eyes and saw Ezekiel sitting in front of him. "Young man! You have disobeyed orders!" "!" Manfred yelled. "So now I will LECTURE you!" Ezekiel screamed. "!" went Manfred. Ezekiel was so boring he fell asleep…
Zelda ran up to him and smiling. She snogged him, and then she slapped him. "HOW DARE YOU!" she sobbed. "You cheated on me! We are so over!" "What?" was all he can say, as he was very confused. "You snogged her!" Zelda sobbed, pointing to Olivia who was taking off a face mask that looked like Zelda and a Zelda wig. "!" he sat down and fell asleep, & dreamed…
A huge gray room he was in. Yoda the narrator is. Bing came in Jar Jar. "mesa glad to meet yousa!" Manfred's eyes turned so huge they were anime. Stared at Yoda he. ("Polite you are not!" Meesa watch Yoda whack hissa. ) Manfred screamed. Like a girl he screamed. "I don't!" yelled he. Bing laughed Jar Jar. "!" went to sleep he.
And he woke up. Jar Jar.
And he woke up. Sobbing Zelda.
And he woke up. Ezekiel
And he woke up. Gangster Charlie.
And he woke up.
It was morning, and the sunlight pooled, golden and liquid in the room. Zelda was up and the smell of bacon and omelets filled the room with it's aroma. Lili was laughing. And it was all just a dream.