The Story of Narcissus
Full Summary:
Multi-chaptered parody fic for the 'Story of Evil' series by Kagamine Rin and Len. Four parodies for the narcissist.
[Inspired by the 'Story of Evil' series created by the amazing Akuno-P/mothy and sung by the Kagamine twins.]
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Pairings: NaruMai.
Genres: Poetry & Parody
Disclaimer: I will never own Ghost Hunt, sadly. All rights reserved by all concerned parties.
Merciless Narcissist
(parody of "Daughter of Evil")
"Mai, where's my tea!"
Once upon a time,
there was a seventeen-year-old narcissist
who was boss over a psychical research company
With gorgeous and delicate features,
an assistant who always makes him tea,
and a taciturn curse-breaker whose name was Koujou Lin,
the narcissist had the final authority over everything
If he should ever need more help,
he'd just call them from his office
If there should be anybody revolting against his orders,
he'd just floor them with a few simple words from his sharp tongue
"Mai, where's my tea!"
The white narcissus blooms beautifully
at the first touch of spring
Those who can't stand his harsh words,
ah, will wilt away serving as his fertilizer
The bossy narcissist was secretly in love
with the assistant who always serves him tea
However, he thought that his assistant's affection was
with his gentle twin who always appears in her dreams
The narcissist, despairing over this turn of affairs
called the curse-breaker to his side one day,
and said to him in a quiet voice,
"We depart for England"
The poor assistant's heart was reduced to ashes,
and his own heart was broken
The grief of the suffering girl, however,
was unable to reach the narcissist's ears
"Ah, this is an endless tea time!"
The white narcissus blooms sadly
in the most sorrowful color
Although he was quite a beautiful flower,
ah, he was untouchable because of all his thorns
The narcissist then realized the strength of his longing,
so he finally went back after six months
The one supervising the office while he had been gone
was a woman with fiery red hair
His feelings, accumulated for so long,
had melted the ice around his heart
The assistant, still patient from months of waiting,
also saw his change when she found out that the narcissist come back
Finally, the two of them finally meet
and the other psychics had all given them space
The beautiful blue eyes of the narcissist
were at last fixed on hers
"How do you do? It's been quite a while"
The white narcissus now blooms sweetly
in the most satisfying of loves
His office, built solely for his leisure,
ah, was restored quickly to his name and back in function
Once upon a time,
there was a seventeen-year-old narcissist
who was boss over a psychical research company
His assistant was still at the main office,
and only time would tell when his usual call would be heard
What could he, who was once called the narcissist,
be thinking about in his office alone?
Finally, the time had come,
as the hands of the clock signaled it
The narcissist, who didn't even bother to look at the clock,
made such delivery—
"Ah, this is an endless tea time!"
The white narcissus blooms prettily
in the most brilliant colors
Later on, SPR would talk about him in this way—
"Ah, he was truly a merciless narcissist!"
Hur hur. Next up: parody of "Servant of Evil".