Calvin and Hobbes The Sarcastic Fall

by Bball86268

Calvin and his tiger Hobbes go sledding.

Calvin and Hobbes #1

"The Sarcastic Fall"

Calvin and Hobbes are going down a hill on their sled.

"Did you ever notice how sarcastic you are," said Calvin to Hobbes as Hobbes just dodged a few low branches.

"You really suck at driving," said Hobbes as they crossed a frozen river.

Calvin looked at him, keeping his eyes off the road, "See you're at it again!"

Hobbes yelled, "LOOK OUT FOR THE CLIFF!!" as they came upon a cliff.

"You want me to bail so you can drive, well I ain't buying it."

Hobbes dove out of the sled as Calvin fell down the cliff. Calvin said getting up slowly, "Have you ever heard the story the little boy who cried wolf?"