I own nothing, except my imagination...
"Don't be afraid to let your imagination run wild. There's no fun in reading realistic stories anyway" - EnchantixTracy
Characters
Before we start the story, let's just brush our memories and introduce the characters in our story...
Shane Grey: The main protagonist in A-story. He is extremely stupid, and can also be referred as the master of misunderstandings.
Nate Grey: The main protagonist in B-story. He is smart when it comes to the band, but when it's love, he is even stupider that Shane.
Jason Grey: The co-protagonist in both A and B stories. He is stupider than Shane and Nate combined.
Mitchie Torres: A fanfiction author, and Shane's future girlfriend. She is the only one who does not seem to realize Shane's stupidity, therefore it is safe to say that she is stupid too.
Caitlyn Gellar: Nate's on-again and off-again girlfriend. She is the only smart person in the story, but her smartness is often shadowed behind her craving for sex from Nate.
Tess Tyler: The main Antagonist. She is so stupid that she believes that Shane loves her, not Mitchie, even though Shane has made it clear that he hates her.
Mitchie's parents: Very smart. Mitchie's mom has a very good eye for cheating bastards (like her first husband) and good quality spices. Mitchie's dad is not very good at judging someone, especially Mitchie's boyfriends, because by the time he has finished interviewing them, they are so scared that they break up with Mitchie and spend the next nights hiding under their beds, crying.
Shane's, Nate's and Jason's parents: Their mom is very sweet. She only sees the positive traits in everyone. Their dad is constantly on a vaction with his girlfriend, who also happens to be Shane's ex-girlfriend.
Bold Font: The narrator, who is not the author. The bold font agreed to narrate this story, but only if people acknowledge it and not ignore it.
"Shane!,"
I looked up to see my bandmate, Nate Grey, coming towards me. I sighed and put my head back on the dining table again. Here comes another lecture. I thought.
"Shane!,"
"What Nate?"
"What the hell are you doing man?"
"Resting," I said simply, not looking up.
"Well quit it, cause we got a sound check to do,"
"Nate?"
"What?"
"If only you were so persistent about sex with Caitlyn...,"
"Shut up!,"
"Guys What's going on?" asked Jason, coming in the room.
"Nothing," said Nate, fuming.
"What I heard was not nothing," said Jason, sitting down, and grabbing an apple.
"Jase, it's the usual," I said, finally looking up, "Nate's being all responsible, and I just made a suggestion that if he would be so responsible with Caity then they would still be together,"
"We are together. We're just on a break, as she calls it. But we still text,"
"You mean you text her," said Jason.
"I thought you were trying to kill this argument?"
"That was back then. Now's different,"
"Whatever. Lets just go to the soundcheck,"
"Okay," I said, getting up and grabbing Jason.
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"Okay! Are you guys Ready?" I screamed on the microphone.
Insert several screams in reply to Shane's question.
"One, two, three!," yelled Nate.
The music started, and I began to sing.
After the song, we had the usual question-answer session with our fans.
"You!," pointed Jason, to someone in the crowd.
"Um..," she said, "Does Nate, I mean, Mate, um... do you curl your hair with a curler?"
"No," said Nate, "My hair's naturally curly"
"Okay, you next!," I pointed to a blonde in a pink sweater.
"Shane," she said in a seductive tone, "Do you read fanfiction?"
"No," I said, "I don't,"
I swear I saw disappointment in her face. Maybe she writes them, so she wants me to read it.
"Okay guys," cried Nate, "We have to go get ready for the concert. Enjoy!,"
We left for our apartment then. As soon as we got there, I opened up my laptop and opened up a fanfiction website. I typed 'Connect Three' in the search box.
"Wow," I said out loud.
"What?" asked Jason.
"There are over 10,000 results for Connect Three fanfictions," I said.
"Really?" asked Jason.
"And most of them are about Shane," I heard Nate mutter behind me.
"No dude," I said, "This ones on you,"
"Really?"
"Yeah,"
"What's it about?"
"You and Caity,"
"I call her Caity,"
"Yeah,"
"Okay," said Jason, "The genre's Romance, pairing's Nate and Caitlyn, and it's rated M,"
"M?" I asked.
"Open it up," said Nate.
"Okay, I got the summary," I said, "It says, 'Nate's got a cold, and Caitlyn comes to see him. Naitlyn Smut',"
Me and Jason shared a smirk as Nate turned red.
"Quick," cried Jason, "Click on the story!,"
"I'm trying!," I yelled as I wrestled with Nate for the laptop.
"Shane!," he cried, "Don't!,"
"Okay," I said giving up as I clicked on 'Shane Grey' tag.
"What's this?" asked Jason
"I don't know," I said, and clicked on it.
"I'll read the summary," said Jason, "During the tour, Shane is finally hit with realization on how much he is in love with Nate. He breaks up with Jason to get his love. But has Nate fallen in love with Jason? Shate/Shason/Nason Summary sucks but the story is great'," finished Jason.
Insert heavy silence.
"Well," I said, looking at others.
Insert another heavy silence.
"Guys?" I asked.
This time, insert a loud crash.
"Dude!," I cried, "Why'd you throw my laptop across the room?"
"That thing," said Nate, "That thing is-is...evil!,"
"Blame the bastard who wrote it, not my laptop!," I said as I tried to save my trashed laptop.
"Not bastard," said Nate, "It's bitch. A bitch wrote this,"
"How?" I asked, leaving my trash (former laptop).
"The author's name is HoolaHoolaGirl (Unfortunately, this story's author is not very creative with pennames. It took her 5 hours to come up with her current one. :( )
"So?" asked Shane.
"We need to find her, and set her right," said Nate.
"Okay," I said.
"Her profile says that she lives in New Jersey,"
"Okay," I said, "We'll go there, and look for her,"
Me and Nate high-fived, and went in our rooms to sleep, leaving the heavy silence back in the room, with Jason still stuck in the middle of it.
Okay. Next Chapter, the introduction of HoolaHoolaGirl.
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