It was a great day at the vans warped tour in nyc. The clouds glistened with the power of a million vodka and the sun was hot. This year Paramore, The Bella Cullen Poject, My Chmeical Homance, and The Beatles were playing. A girl named Kaddie stepped out of a posh green limo with paisley decal and golden rims and strutted around the whole area looking fine with her baby blue with pink ichigos and slightly darker blue leggings underneath and pink flats. My cute brown hair was in two low pigtails and tied with cute pink with blue ichigos bows. As you can tell I like ichigos(strawberries).
After about maybe 10 minutes of being cool my shimmering colored eyes landed on the Chris Cocker booth. He was the loser man woman thing that made a Leave Britney Alone video so I went to buy a t-shirt. It said ain't nothing but a hair flip on it and I put it on right away. My outfit kind of looked awkward but who cares because shes beauty. I then made my way to the ripstick stand and got a hot pink ripstick and got it signed by Tony Hawk while I was there.(he's a famous ripsticker fyi.)
Sitting down at a bench to drink my kool-aid jammer in grape flavor I looked around. It was then I saw him. A hot piece of man meat. Albino meat in sexy jeans and this grey button shirt thing with black shirt underneath and one of those really gay looking red scarves but he totally pulled it off. I was undressing him with my mind as he ate a chicken wing when suddenly a big fat SLUT walked up to him. This girl had sticky poop brown hair that stuck to her pimply face and she kind of looked like a dog. She was wearing ripped up jeans with a chain hanging lowand a team edward shirt which didnt even match her style!! I scooted closer and eavesdropped into their conversation. It went something like this.
"Hey I'm Jill." the ugly slut said.
"You kind of look like a dog." the hot piece of meat said.
"OOOoooh I like it when boyz play hard to get." she said in a wannabee sexily voice. In my head I was like "That ain't no boy, that's a MAN." The hot guy then threw his chicken wing at her and totally skidaddled cause who would want to be near that gross girl. The ugly girl suddenly started walking towards me and I'm like "Eeeew!" In my head of course.
"Hi do you know what that hottie's problem is?" she said and I scrunched up my face from the stench of her body odor which will be referred to as bo form now on.
"Maybe he's not into Twilight fans." I said glaring at her Twilight shirt and covering my nose.
"Lol you're pretty funny." She said lesibianly.
Just when I was about to punch her in the tit for being creepy I hear the soothing sound of screamo in the distance. I run towards the screams. Little did I know that would change my life forever.