Eleventeen Magazine
Exclusive in depth interviews with Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasly
And bonus interview with Hogwarts resident ferret bad boy Draco Malfoy
Eleventeen: Do you still wet the bed?
Harry: Only on days that end in y.
Eleventeen: Are you a megalomaniac?
Harry: I'll be anything if it means I get free pudding.
Eleventeen: What is this power you and only you have to stop The Dark Lord "you know who?"
Harry: I plan on starting with the funky chicken and just winging it from there.
Eleventeen: Do you have any heroes or people you look up to?
Harry: Yes Lord Voldemort (eleventeen interviewer cringes at the mention of voldemort).
Eleventeen: Did I hear you right? "You know who" is your idol? The man who single handedly killed both your parents and countless other innocent people is your role model. In all that is right and good in the world why oh why do you like this man?
Harry: No no no. You got me all wrong. Vol.. (eleventeen man starts the cower and shiver like a little girl running to her parents room during a thunderstorm) I mean "you know who" is not my idol I just want to thank him for giving me this cool lightning shape scar on my forehead.
Eleventeen: You want to thank Voldermort for your scar……. Why?
Harry: Because the chicks dig it.
Harry: Hey you know what would be fun?
Eleventeen: What do you have in mind? (says in a bored condescending tone).
Harry: VOLDEMORT
Eleventeen: Ahhhhh
Harry: VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT ahh he's right behind you!
Eleventeen: (shrieks in a high pitch girly voice runs around the room with his arms in the air then promptly wets himself and passes out on the ground in the middle of his own filth).
Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hey does that mean the interview is over? ………………Where's my pudding? I like pudding.
Exclusive in depth interviews with Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasly
And bonus interview with Hogwarts resident ferret bad boy Draco Malfoy
Eleventeen: Do you still wet the bed?
Harry: Only on days that end in y.
Eleventeen: Are you a megalomaniac?
Harry: I'll be anything if it means I get free pudding.
Eleventeen: What is this power you and only you have to stop The Dark Lord "you know who?"
Harry: I plan on starting with the funky chicken and just winging it from there.
Eleventeen: Do you have any heroes or people you look up to?
Harry: Yes Lord Voldemort (eleventeen interviewer cringes at the mention of voldemort).
Eleventeen: Did I hear you right? "You know who" is your idol? The man who single handedly killed both your parents and countless other innocent people is your role model. In all that is right and good in the world why oh why do you like this man?
Harry: No no no. You got me all wrong. Vol.. (eleventeen man starts the cower and shiver like a little girl running to her parents room during a thunderstorm) I mean "you know who" is not my idol I just want to thank him for giving me this cool lightning shape scar on my forehead.
Eleventeen: You want to thank Voldermort for your scar……. Why?
Harry: Because the chicks dig it.
Harry: Hey you know what would be fun?
Eleventeen: What do you have in mind? (says in a bored condescending tone).
Harry: VOLDEMORT
Eleventeen: Ahhhhh
Harry: VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT ahh he's right behind you!
Eleventeen: (shrieks in a high pitch girly voice runs around the room with his arms in the air then promptly wets himself and passes out on the ground in the middle of his own filth).
Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hey does that mean the interview is over? ………………Where's my pudding? I like pudding.