A/N: This is written just for fun, based on my experience this morning. And I'd like to share this fun with everyone. Of course, there would be even more fun if you readers would review!

Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR!!!


Frodo, the bored temporary staff of a big multinational company sat down at his table. He was earlier than usual because he woke up from a nightmare. The nightmare had nothing to do with this story though.

He stared at the computer screen, waiting for it to reboot. His mind was already working faster than the ancient machine (it was a model that was as old as he was). Later, he would have to file the complaints, issue notices to the company's affiliates and communicate with the internal staff as to how to respond to their customer's queries.

At last, the desktop was ready. He first logged on MSN. He changed his nickname to 'Big Foot Had a nightmare this morning ' He then doubled clicked on the Outlook icon. There was usually little spam mails, but one or two would slip through the security. Today was such a day where one rare spam mail was received. Something interesting at last.

The computer was lagging, not showing the contents of the spam mail on the preview pane yet. Frodo read the mail title mentally to himself.

For I shall take you by the road that Gandalf…

That attracted his attention. The mail said Gandalf. There was only one Gandalf he could think of.

At last, the contents showed on the preview pane.

XXX Pharmacy
Viagra - $xx
Viagra Jelly - $xx

Gandalf received a call from his midget friend.

"Do you think I could get a discount?"


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