Telestubbies - Beer and hookers.
Oh no, the Telestubbies got ejected from their local pub again for eating the urinal cakes and not paying for their last round of drinks! Bad telestubbies!
Out on the gutter outside the pub, the four Telestubbies sat in their own drunken sick. The purple one "Drinky Drinky", the green one "Tipsy", the yellow one "Blah", and the red one "Paro".
"We have no money," lamented Drinky Drinky.
"Oh no, how are we going to afford hookers?" Asked Tipsy.
"I think I'm going to be sick," said Paro, and threw up chunks of urinal cake all over Drinky Drinky.
"You are a knob," said Drinky Drinky, and hit Paro with a bottle.
"I have an idea," said Blah, "let's commit a break and enter,"
"Hooray," said the other Telestubbies.
The telestubbies ran off to a nearby nursing home, it was a funny place full of funny old people in diapers. The telestubbies crept in through the front door.
"Can I help you?" Said a nurse.
"Look, a hooker!" Said Tipsy.
"Hooray, let's root her," said all the telestubbies.
The nurse screamed and tried to run, but Paro hit her in the face with a bottle. Bad telestubbies!
"Let's root this hooker," said Blah.
"This hooker is dead, you killed her with the bottle Paro," Drinky Drinky chided, hitting Paro over the head with the dead body.
"Yay, we can still engage in necrophilia," Tipsy pointed out.
"Hooray!" Said the other telestubbies.
Bad telestubbies! Really bad telestubbies!
***...
The telestubbies threw the semen soaked cadaver in an alley outside, today had been a fun day for the telestubbies. Bad telestubbies!
"We still have no money for beer," Drinky Drinky pointed out.
"Let's steal from the elderly!" Said Paro.
"Hooray!" Said the telestubbies.
The telestubbies got to work stealing from the elderly, taking walkers and walking frames, old lady bras and adult diapers, war medals from old war veterans, photo frames, prescription medications, and everything else they could find. They made a great big pile of loot outside near the dead hooker. Bad telestubbies!
"But how will we get all this stuff to the pawn shop?" Asked Tipsy.
"Let's car jack someone," said Paro.
"Hooray!" Said The telestubbies.
The telestubbies went outside to the street and Tipsy stood in the way of an oncoming car. The car slowed down and Blah opened the car door and stabbed the driver in the neck with a broken bottle. Bad telestubbies!
The telestubbies chucked the dead driver in the alley, and loaded up the stolen car with everything they stole from the nursing home, vomiting up more urinal cake as they did so.
"I'm totally paro," said Paro from the drivers seat, "but it's ok, I drive much better when I am pissed,"
The car sped off on the wrong side of the road at 150, swerving from side to side and driving other cars off the road. Drinky Drinky vomited out the window, Tipsy missed the window and vomited inside the car.
Naughty telestubbies!
"We have arrived at the pawn shop," Blah pointed out as the car smashed through the pawn shops front window.
"Hooray," said the telestubbies and disembarked from the stolen car.
Oh no, the pawn shop owner is angry at the telestubbies for driving through the front window!
"Screw this," said Blah, and brained the shop owner with his own merchandise.
"I have emptied out the cash register, now we can afford more beer and hookers," said Tipsy.
"Hooray for beer and hookers," said the telestubbies.
What a day it has been telestubbies, very bad telestubbies! Goodbye.