War. War never changes...But anal rape does. This is the story about how me and my nigga Max got caught in a terror attack on White Castle.

"Bitch where my sandwich" said Chicken Joe"Ahh Daddy fuck my sweet pussy" Said Summer as Max cummed at the door.

Max barged through the door"Chicken Joe, you stupid jew, when you're done plowing Summer, let's get some White Castle my nigga."

Chicken Joe cummed all over Summers tight ass and pink slit "UGHHH YES DADDY CUM ALL OVER ME"Said Summer in a hot as fuck moan.

"Aight my boi. I'm hungry as fuck boi." Chicken Joe said to Max. He picked up his keys to his 1981 Casalini Sulky and his Mac-10 and stuffed it in his ass. "Lets go nigga!"

As Max and Joe went to the car they saw the usual rapist and Ku Klux Klan members burning a nigger by the feet. As Max went in the car to turn on the radio to the news he heard the normal kek radio, Playing Post Malone's new Shadilay remix.

(MEANWHILE AT WHITE CASTLE)

Motu and Patlu begin dabbing while preparing the Pickle Rick bomb. While the small, fat, asian boy from Up, orders some Chicken Rings and Fries. Motu and Patlu sit in the corner of White Castle. h3h3 is mopping the floor. Chicken Joe and Max arrive at the White Castle. As soon as

they walk in, h3h3 yells "Vape Nation!" at him. Big Smoke, Pepe, and Sargon Of Akkad sit talking about strength and Commies. Lucoa sits in the corner near Motu Patlu. Joe and Max get to the front of the line and are greeted by Post Malone *cashier skin*.

"Sup nigga" says Chicken Joe "Lemme get uhhhhhhhhh BONELESS BURGER with uhhhhhh GREEN BEANS NIGGA!".

Now that Joe is done eating out the mans ass for a dollar Max order a simple order of "GIVE ME FUCKIN CHICKEN TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK NORMIE ASS PEAICE OF SHIT."

As soon as they finish ordering, they hear behind them " ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH!?" they turn to see a retard in a suit and bike helmet yelling at them, "WE DO NOT SELL THOSE FUCKIN GREEN BEANS! OK? I HATE GREE-"

Motu Patlu stand up and rip off their shirts while yelling "IT'S PICKLE RICK!" as they dab. Lucoa is dead. Along with h3h3. The rest were hit with shrapnel. Chicken Joe pulled out his Mac-10 and fired blindly into the crowd, killing Post Malone, and the fat asian boy from Up.

They run from the store back to their car and drive away.

Uncle Death shows up at the White Castle to clean up. "I'm too old for this shit." as he throws all of the souls to the soul freezer.

Max is driving the car as Chicken Joe puts arm over his oozing wound making sure he can live the next few minutes of his worthless pathetic life.

"Might as well fap to some loli hentai." Chicken Joe said, whipping out his massive 10 inch cock. But as soon as Joe was going to bleed out, h3h3 gave him life again, because h3h3 is Jesus and we all know this. " YAHWEH! VAPE NATION!" he yells as he ascended to meme heaven.

And that's how I met your mother…

"Somebody once told me…"-Smash Mouth

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