This is a sort of sequel to my crossover with Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger. Refer to it for the disclaimer. But, if you don't want to, I'll tell you right now that I do not own Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers or the concept of Zords in human form. Someone who's already reviewed this story revealed to me that it was done in one of the Super Sentai shows.
On the Earth's Moon, in the Rita Palace, Lord Zedd was having another one of his temper tantrums after losing once again to the Power Rangers.
"Blast those Power Brats!" Zedd shouted as he pounded his fist into the railing. "No matter what kind of monster I send out, they and their infuriating Zords are always enough to destroy it! If I could just dispose of those wretched Zords, then maybe I would be victorious!"
He sighed.
"But I've already tried that before and Zordon just brought them back as new Zords! Ugh… Now I have a headache!" He declared.
With that, Lord Zedd sat in his chair in defeat, fingers on his temple.
"Pardon me, master!" Goldar piped up. "If I may make a suggestion! Try turning the Zords into pitiful humans! Then they'll be of no use to the Rangers and they will finally lose!"
Lord Zedd looked up in surprise.
"Why that's a brilliant idea, Goldar! Why didn't I think of that?" Lord Zedd said.
He stood up as his headache disappeared almost immediately.
"I'll get right on it! But, only after the Rangers are asleep! That way, they'll be caught by surprise! And the Zords along with them!" He said.
"You seem to favor nighttime operations these days, master!" observed Goldar.
"Indeed I do, Goldar. That way, the Power Rangers won't know what's happened until it's too late! Just like when I sent them to Japan!" Lord Zedd finished with a laugh. "In any case, with the next rising of the Sun, the Zords will be utterly defenseless, and the Rangers along with them once I strip them of their Morphers!"
"Excellent plan, my lord!" cheered Goldar.
"Thank you, Goldar! Ah! I'll bet that Rita Repulsa is kicking herself for not thinking of this sooner!" stated Zedd with a mocking tone in his voice, as he looked out to the stars.
Rita sneezed inside her small prison.
"Either it's cold in this thing, or someone just said something about me." She said as she continued drifting through space.
Author's Note: Rita sneezing is based on the Japanese belief that you will start sneezing if someone talks about you in some faraway place.