On his way to the G-foot store Kal was super excited, he was a huge fan of Gorillaz even if he was new to their music. Kal spammed in the G server about how excited he was, everyone told him to shut the fuck up and he didn't why? because he's Kalman, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. So he turned on his music and went to sleep on the way there. His mom woke him up and said "Calvin! We're here!" Kal's face lit up as he finally made it, he ran into the line with so much happiness on his face. Kal waited an hour until he finally made it into the store, when he was there he noticed something weird...there was no Damon or even Jamie. Kal was depressed, Kal wanted to kill himself (which he should do irl) Kal couldn't believe it, suddenly someone comes out of the back of the store and says "Hi everyone it's me 2-D from Gorillaz" the fans went crazy 2-D was real?! Kal was crying in disbelief. 2-D walked up to Kal and said "Hey I know you from somewhere...aren't you that kid who got salty over a fake Demon Days vinyl?" Kal was squealing and responded "YES YES THAT'S ME 2-D" 2-D blushed and said to Kal "You know Kal I don't say this to all my fans but I think you're cute" Kal shat himself in disbelief he thought he would never meet a band member let alone date Kal held 2-D's hands and said "Watashi no o shiri no papa o taberu" this aroused nights of viciously eating Noodles caused 2-D to love the sound of japanese in his ear. So they went to the back of the G-foot store and let's just say they rocked the house.