Hello everyone! This is my first time making a fanfic at all, so continue with mild expectations. I would also like to say thank you to Darkstar248 for inspiring me to make an account in the first place! so, thank you Darkstar248! and if you haven't seen his fanfic yet, check it out! I promise it's going to be better than this one! Also, I DON'T OWN SPLATOON OR THEIR CHARACTERS! Is that how you do a disclaimer? If not, Please tell me! All reviews are welcome, expect hate reviews! I'm ok with helpful negativity, like "Not what I thought is was gonna be... Try improving on..." so on and so on. Thats all I have to say for the first chapter! And don't forget to Stay Fresh Off The Hook!