Terry Pratchett's Last Moments
Death: "You know old chum, this is the third time this month that you forget our weekly meetings; and I really wanted to show you this fancy restaurant."
Terry: "Truly sorry, but this Alzheimer is becoming a nuisance."
Death: "Well, it is in my power to take away all your physical problems…"
Terry: "Really! Thanks a lot for the offer, I think I'll take it. Oh joy! No more nasty Alzheimer!"
Death: "Don't mention it old chum, it's a pleasure to help a friend."
Whooshing sound as Death's mechanism is activated.
The End.