The Prompt: Let's see some Mass Effect characters pining for their loved ones in eloquent and naughty detail. Can be played straight, or you could dial it up to 11 for crack value. Possible extra points for alien dudes waxing nostalgic over things we might not expect.

I'd love it if you surprised me with the writer and recipient - you could even only hint at their identities and let us guess! Good dirty fun for all.

(Name Blocked) Zakera Wards, Citadel

Please answer this as soon as possible! I just heard about Eden Prime and that The Normandy barely saved the colony.
Just let me know you're okay!

(Name Blocked) SR1 Normandy

Calm down. I'm fine, just a few cuts and bruises. Though... the Normandy couldn't get there in time... we lost a lot of soldiers and colonists. The 212 is... gone. Along with one of the crew.

Because of Saren. Yes, the Turian Spectre. Apparently he led the Geth to Eden Prime to steal the Prothean beacon. He even shot the other Turians spectre, Nihlus. Just calmly shot his former apprentice in the back of the head, in cold blood. Just, don't tell anyone about this until it's public knowledge. I will get into so much shit for telling you.

Hopefully we'll see each other soon, The Normandy's heading to the Citadel. Just try to avoid getting killed or anything, please.

(Name Blocked) Zakera Wards, Citadel.

For you anything... within reason of course. Though as if I'd get killed. You know that's unlikely. Let me know if you've got shore leave, you sound as if you need some alone time.

(Name Blocked) SR1 Normandy

I see what I can do. Thanks for checking up on me. Sounds as if you were tearing your hair out, uhm... ignore that it's a human saying. I have to go, Anderson wants me to do a report.

(Name Blocked) C-Sec Academy

Hey, I've been asked to look into Saren and if he's responsible for Eden Prime. I hate to say this but... I don't think you have a good enough case against Saren. I can't find anything concrete since everything he touches is classified. I had a lead but Pallin's shut it down. Has the Normandy arrived yet?

(Name Blocked) Council Chambers

Hello? I know the Normandy docked four hours ago. It's not like you to not reply.

(Name Blocked) Council Chambers

Will you look at your omni-tool?! I've left you alot of messages.

(Name Blocked) Presidium

Oh damn, Sorry. I kept meaning to check my omni-tool. I was just focused on getting ready and having to deal with a politician, watch my XO get chewed out by the council, see that smug grin on that Turians bastard's face before my morning coffee.

... sorry ranted a bit. Where are you right now? What was that lead you were following up? Shepard and Anderson are not letting this go and neither am I. We're currently heading to Chora's Den to find out where you are from Harkin.

(Name Blocked) Chora's Den

You are definitely leaving me hanging. What sort of person leaves their lover hanging, when they need to find you and they are getting shot at by assassins and harassed by Asari... See you at Dr. Michel's medical clinic.