it was a peaceful day in hope's peak academy
except it wasn't people were dying but this time rabbids were there for some reason
eventually everyone went missing except makoto because he was hiding in his room like a wimp while his friends all got eaten alive by memes
makoto naegi: why do i feel like my peepee's been touched
makoto woke up to see a rabbid was in his room nyooming at full speed everywhere and it touched makoto's peepee
but there was also a box in there with a note saying "from kyoko kirigiri", with a note on it
so makoto opened the box
note from kyoko: naegi you f wording p ussy we're all dying now cause of you but i left you this gun since i have a body pillow of you that i hump every night
makoto pulled out a gun
makoto: thanks kyoko i'll save you later but first
makoto naegi shot the rabbid in the face killing it brutally
makoto left his room only to see that his room was now in the middle of some random place because the rest of hope's peak academy was blown up, but suddenly a figure approached him
it was another rabbid
but half of it was black with a red eye
it looked like monokuma but not
monorabbid: upupupupu up upu tax evasion upup upu hello makoto
makoto: nani the heck
monorabbid: all your friends are dead again probably so good luck not dying
monorabbid flew away leaving makoto alone
makoto looked around to see he was now in the first of four worlds
green hill zone
i would specify but everyone knows what green hill zone looks like
pretend there were like five levels of makoto shooting rabbids in the face here
makoto was walking through green hill zone but then he saw something horrifying
it was a rabbid dressed as byakuya togami
makoto prepared his gun, ready to shoot, only for rabbid togami to turn around with a machine gun and shoot at him
makoto naegi nyoomed and hid behind some randomly placed small blocks which fit him perfectly because he is a small child
but the blocks exploded after being shot
makoto: have mercy please
rabbid togami: *unholy noises*
makoto: i'll give you a dollar
rabbid togami: *unholy but interested noises*
so rabbid togami joined makoto and they went off together to go shoot more rabbids in the face
monorabbid watched from afar, waiting for his next attack
to be continued