Lol… I always see people write: Ways to kill blah-blah and ways to annoy so-and-so. So I thought of writing these. Enjoy and pls dun kill me.

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Way no.1: Poison him

"Kagura, go get me some lunch." Naraku ordered her.

"Yes, sir." Kagura replied.

She went out to fetch his lunch and before Kagura went back into the hideout, I stopped her.

"Hey Kagura, you want Naraku dead?" I asked.

"Obviously! I want to be free!!!" Kagura hissed.

"Okay, then please give me the lunch."

"What does that have to go with getting him dead?"

"Wait."

Adds extremely strong poison into the lunch.

"Okay, give it to him!"

Kagura walks in with the lunch and hands it over.

"You may get lost now." Naraku snapped.

"Yes, sir." Kagura replied.

Kagura runs over to me and says: "What did you do to his lunch?"

"I added some poison into it, see?" I told her, showing her the bottle.

"My god, that poison is extremely poisonous and it's highly acidic!"

Hears a loud yell and a crashing sound. Naraku is dead.

"Here you go! I accomplished what everyone wanted to do!" I told Kagura.

We chucked his body into a river and that was the end of him.