Yo guys. Did you ever notice my greeting is always "yo"? That's because I'm saying yo to the peoples. It's who I am.
So, I have taken Fang captive and he is hiding in my drum set. Yes, my drum set.
Fang: She won't let me out to even eat!
Me: Shh! Don't tell them anything!
Fang: Sorry.
Me: Thank you Fang. Now, is there something you need to say. *Whispering* The disclaimer.
Fang: Oh! Yo To The Peoples does not own Maximum Ride or brownies. She cannot make them to save her life and she HAS TO LET ME GO!!
Me: Fang! Okay! Now begins the oneshot!
Third Person POV
Fang lounged on the couch, resting his arms along the back.
His mouth pulled up into a half smile when Max sat down next to him. She set a plate of brownies on his lap.
"Mom just made 'em," she said, cuddling into Fang's side and picking a brownie up.
She took a hesitant bite off one edge before she lifted a different one to Fang's lips. He bit off one edge, swallowing it before speaking.
"I don't usually enjoy brownies but these are delightful." Fang's voice lifted at the "i" in "delightful", making the words sound even more un-Fang like then they normally would.
Max lifted one eyebrow at him.
"What?" Fang asked, his mouth pulling up on one side.
"That was one of the most un-Fang like things you have ever said," ax explained, cuddling into his side again.
"But it creeped you out right?" Fang asked.
Max nodded.
"Then my life mission has been accomplished," Fang announced.
Max shook her head and ignored Fang as he continued to mutter about the delightful brownies.
I just want to say that I was not taking loopy medicine when I wrote this. Just wait 'til you hear my other oneshots! I'll (try to) post them today!
Review please.