Kwami or replacement jutsu where do all the logs come from: Later that day a woodcutter was in the wood trying to splits the 56millionth logs as it just dissapears the cutter says' where the fuck are my logs going my boyfriends going to be cold tonight
senerio 2 the cutter just chews on a piece of wood while thinking that making a contract with all the ninja was a god send and that her boyfriend and her get to snuggle all night god she love the ninja and she even got paid to just cut the wood and every log was 50,000 ryo
senerio 3 the cutter was crying her quota for the bussiness was in diseray from the misterous loss of her wood she even put cameras up to see of an employ was taking them but she only found smoke and the her bussiness goes under and she dies from starvation in the workd of ninja when one naruto uzumaki was taking his gennin exam the test consisted of hedge. Bushin. And replacement jutsus. But when one naruto uzumaki tried it all he got was a dead body of the woman everyone drove out of bussiness and naruto had nightmares for a week streight and the he started doing replacement jutsu again and just got a dead squrril for the logging site that the woman once held before she died time and time again naruto would try it and just keep getting dead animals till he got the body of a young 14 year old girl so he remembers when he was looking trough a garbagcan for food he found a book on necromancy and keep it. Mnd u he never read it till now. So he reads u need 15 black candles and black chalk . So he starts the ritural drawing to get it right and draws a ( excuse my spelling plz) pentagram and started to place 5candles on the outside of the pentagram and then put the rest on the inside of the pentagram aswell as drawing a circle around it and then placing the dead girl in the middle and then placing a human heart of a recently decesed child and then did a ritural and say 3 words 'forthewin' and the the dead girl rose to say marry christmass bitches and procedded to laught uncontrollible and THE END she said
