Chapter 1: When I woke up.

A/N: *hides* the person you are looking for is not available at present, but they have left a message for anyone looking for them: If anyone's looking for me, I'm busy writing my other chapters for Chaos, so don't kill me! And enjoy this new story! Please leave a review!

Disclaimer (done by Itachi Uchiha): the author does not own Naruto or the Greek gods, but she does own her OC. And happy birthday author.

Author: Awwwwww *blush* you shouldn't have.

(Posted 11 February 2016)

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Character Description: main point is that she is not the real god mentioned, but the lesser one (or twin you could say, trust me it will all make sense in the end).

Name: Ares, lesser and not identical twin of Aries the goddess of chaotic war.

Looks: waist-length mahogany-brown straight hair with bright-red tips. Golden eyes framed by long and elegant lashes.

Length: 'without heels' 5'6", 'with heels' 5'9"

Body: lithe, but not sickly thin. Little bit on the curvy side though. Not flat as a washboard, but not watermelons either. Somewhere between a stick and a model?

Personality: shy unlike her sister, cautious, playful when under the influence of sugar, tomboy-ish, cocky when in the mood, an Amazonic nature.

Chakra: none, she is a god.

Origin: Greek mythology of earth, different galaxy.

Likes: destruction, books, music, law.

Dislikes: males, crying, poison, pork, fish, romance.

Main characters in this specific story: Akatsuki; OC; Hades; Zeus; Poseidon; Aphrodite; Aries; Alastor (God of family feuds); Ate' (Goddess of mischief); Morpheus (God of dreams and sleep); Tyche (Goddess of fortune and prosperity); Zelus (God of zeal, rivalry and jealousy), and ME.

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When you wake, do you feel off?

Do you feel that you have been lying your whole life?

Do you wander for days on end without a memory of your past to guide you?

Do you feel like you don't belong in the world after a nasty crime that you committed?

It is very possible to feel all this, if you do not try to find the answers that you are seeking within yourself and those around you.

-Ares' pov before it all began-

Me and my twin were having a fight again. And guess what? It's about something stupid, again.

"Aries, I didn't take your damn dress!" I yelled at her.

"Well, who did then?! I couldn't have been anyone else since they don't know where I've hidden it for the past-"

"For the past six thousand years. I know! Fuck! You are as bitchy as Hades when he forgets to put on his damn crown in the morning!"

"ENOUGH!" Roared Zeus, but... We didn't listen, or well... I didn't listen.

"You are a selfish god, Aries. You don't know how to share! Plus, you always put the blame on me when something goes wrong!"

Zeus started looking furious, then he struck me, ME, with a lightning-bolt. Just peachy. After that... My world went black, my voice gone and my life vanished.

-Ares' pov present-

I opened my eyes to a blinding light. 'I must be dead.' I thought to myself as I shut my eyes again. A few seconds later I opened them again, being accustomed to the light now. 'Huh? Apparently I'm not dead.' The thought came and went as I looked around. Green, green, blue, white and more green is what I saw. Well, damn. I wake up in a place I don't even know! The fuck?! How did I get here, and more importantly, who am I? I pushed myself off the soft ground and started heading in a random direction. Let me tell you now, that was not a great idea.

~Three to four days later~

Do you know what's funny? I don't remember anything! Not even my own name! How can that be? Hell be damned if I even knew that. My age is a mystery, even how I look! Do you know how frustrating it is walking in the woods for days on end without a river to take a bath in? That's just gross! And that is how I know I'm a girl. The boobs and non-existent penis just proves it more, along with the very few curves that I do indeed have.

What I do know is a lot about circuits, programming and so on with technology, the earth is basically my train of thought now because I know every little thing there is to know about it! And something about gods? Not even I know why I know these things, but maybe someday I will. That is a promise!

What bothers me though is what could've happened to me had I been blind? Well, the answer is simple then: I wouldn't be here having this conversation with myself, because I would be dead. Better no memory rather than blind!

Now back to my current situation: Lost in a forest in the middle of nowhere. Actually, looking around at the trees more closely, I do notice that they are part of a Mangrove Forest (1). Which is good news for me, because that means there is water close by! And it also means I'm in Asia, just blooming great!

Why do I say that? Because now I know the general area of where on the planet I live... Well kinda.

Back ON topic. I can finally have a bath and get out of these bloody clothes.

Oh, that's right! I forgot to mention a few things!

At the moment I'm wearing pitch black warm fabric, almost like a skirt, that reaches my ankles; a brown button-up shirt with long sleeves; a light-blue denim jacket and black high-heeled boots. The clothes also have blood splatters in random places.

Don't ask me how they got there! I just woke up in the grass around noon looking like that! You might just call me a dumbass, but... No, nevermind, dumbass it is!

30 minutes later...

Yes! Water! Screw you Poseidon, I found it all on my own! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to take a very urgent bath.

Eh, approximately one hour later... Or two...

Getting blood out of clothes is a fucking workout to the max. Ugh, hopefully I won't have to do that again (Ares... You just jinxed it). Huh? I thought I heard something. Anyway, now I'm clean! Thank Zeus!

Ouch! What the hell?! I could've sworn that lighting just zapped me on my ass... I could also be wrong. Looking at said bottom I can just as well be glad that it's not grilled.

Meaning that, yes, I was zapped in the ass.

~Akatsuki POV, three days later, before they find her~

Stranger things have happened in the Akatsuki, but no missions for two whole months? Something must be seriously wrong with Pein if he gave EVERYONE two months off.

Speaking of said 'Holy-arse' person/thing, he was sitting at his desk (doesn't he always?), looking at the report Zetsu had given him over two months ago and comparing it to the one he got today.

"Konan. Have you seen anyone suspicious while at the village lately?" He asked his right-hand in command who was busy working through a HUGE pile of paperwork.

"Not recently, no. Why?" Was her reply.

"Zetsu gave in a report about the recent activities close to the base, and he found something that unsettles me." Pein/Yahiko-body said as he moved the four most recent reports closer to Konan. The woman read over them before narrowing her eyes.

"Did she speak at all to give information?" She asked.

"Zetsu said she hasn't spoken a single word for days. He doesn't know why." Silence followed until...

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Rang through the hide-out.

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A/N: ehhhh cliffhanger! It's my birthday, I'm allowed to. *sticks tongue out* review for the birthday-author please? *on knees with puppy eyes*