LOL! this will be random.

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned in this chapter, other than China White.


Chapter 1

China Who?

Ok, before I start the story, I'll give you and intro on China White and how it all started.

China white was an Aussie band. Gus Brown, the lead singer, grew up on the west side of Sydney with his best mate James Mcgrath. James was a bassist and Gus knew some guitar so they used to jam a lot. When Gus turned 16 he moved up north to town called Newcastle were he met a girl called Kim Brooke. Gus and Kim got close and starting dating. Gus found out that Kim was a guitarist, and so when James moved up to Newcastle, the 3 of them became China White.

Last Year, China White hit it big with their first Album "Rock Ya Hard". This got them fame, success and a lot of famous encounters with classic rockers such as KISS, Guns & Roses, Aerosmith and many more. Each of them were famous in their own way – Kim, also known as "Bride of Alice" for her breathtaking performance with Alice Cooper, in which she played Alice Cooper's "wife" until they both get executed with a guillotine, for reasons still unknown. (LOL! I just had to say that). Gus is famous for his work with Led Zeppelin's frontman Robert Plant. Gus co – produced Robert Plant 2006 solo album "Nine Lives". And as for James? Well he was asked to be in Children of Bodom, but I think he rejected them.

Although this sounds like a dream come true for them, they also had bad bits. When China White finished a gig with Aerosmith, Steven Tyler invited them to the hotel Aerosmith was staying at. When they were about to leave, the paparazzi followed them and caught pictures of only Kim and Steven going into the limo. The headlines the next day "Teenage rocker Kim Brooke Scores a Fling with Aerosmith Front man Steven Tyler". This made China White so mad that they beat up most of the paparazzi that were there on the night. Then about a week later, China White got sued for harassment (Opps!) and after the incident were claimed "One of the most Dangerous Bands" (Wtf?)

Through the good times and the bad, they made good friends and bad enemies. After an award ceremony, James and Gus mouthed off 50 cent and Justin Timberlake, ripping off their clothes, music and their vocals. On the bright side Gus and James made good mates with Led Zeppelin, David Bowie, Ozzy Osbourne Slash and ACDC. Kim on the other hand became enemies with The Pussycat Dolls, by calling them a bunch of skanky sluts who are just encouraging young girls to act as skanky as them. But other than that, Kim became good mates with Alice Cooper, Keith Richards, Steven Tyler, KISS, and Ace Frehley (While China White was on tour with KISS, Kim and Ace trashed the top 2 floors of the hotel… but you know, that's another story)

After all the chaos, they took a break. They got rid of the record deal with SONY BMG, and lived their live as they did before China White began. But now they wanna make their way back to the top, only with a different record deal.

Ok so now you know China White… I'll continue the MAIN story…


ROFL! Well that chapter was pointless, but the next chapter will get to the point