Fairy Tail not belongs to me, it is owned by Hiro Mashima
Cover belongs to omake of Hiro Mashima, Fairy Tail of the dead
—PRIDE + PREJUDICE + ICHIYAS—
A Fairy Tail fanfic 100% ~meeeeeeeeen, inspired by the omake of Hiro Mashima, Fairy Tail of the dead and the novel by Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride, prejudice and zombies (Austen, J. 1813, Pride and Prejudice)
WARNING: Gruesome scenes of ichiya creatures who terrorize and sniff humans
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that an ichiya creature, possessor of a huge nose, it needs humans to sniff
Aye!
This truth was more than evident during the unfortunate attacks occurred on Nappiefield Park, where an entire family along with all their servants, they were sniffed and transformed into ichiya creatures
Details of these events will be narrated below…
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That day was quite cold, bleak and gloomy. The wind rocked the treetops, which for the inhabitants of Fairyshire meant the manifestation of meeeeeeeeenstrous forces.
They listened to those who should not be appointed, or seen, much less admired. Its characteristics ~meeeeeeeeen, the chattering of their teeth and the movement of their noses to sniff out humans was a really repulsive and abominable situation.
Abominable, is the word that the people of Earth Land refer to the strange, mysterious and inexplicably plague, that devastated the free kingdoms of the Eastern continent. Those creatures that were once human and had the misfortune to be sniffed and turned into the worst abomination known… Ichiya!
The final cry of a human when it was sniffed, from the East woods, where a flock of crows flew skyward throwing a loud shriek omen of misfortune, was heard. Then silence…
Silence was replaced by a gust of wind carrying the abominable song.
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Finally, they emerged from the forest toward the spacious adjoining meadow with a luxurious mansion, dozens of those nefarious creatures, dragging their feet.
~meeeeeeeeen
They raised their noses, and grew enormous their nostrils. With the wind blowing straight to your olfactory organ, they soon realized the existence of humans inside the building. At that time, their movements underwent a radical change, automata and slow to clumsy and frantic, driven by the insatiable, powerful and irrepressible desire to sniff humans. A high speed and jostling each other, they were run to the mansion and they were climbed the wall of metal, they managed to surpass only to fall into a wide deep pit. Such was the amounts of abhorrent that quickly pile up and they formed a hill on which they climbed.
~meeeeeeeeen
They out of the pit, when one explosion of a projectile from Jupiter cannon located in one of the terraces of the house struck with the enormous mass of ichiyas that had accumulated inside the hole. But, the vast majority survived and coming together again they rushed to the wire fences, surpassing the gardens surrounding the huge building.
Desperate, the people in the house is much regretted when understanding that the abhorrent would give them scope before Jupiter can to be fully charged. Women who had sought refuge in a room, hugged their children trembling with fear, while the more intrepid men, stationed on the windows and armed with swords, spears and muskets Connell, were preparing to fight and defend your home. But that defense did not last long, even when Jupiter cannon was successfully recharged, the abominable horde fell upon all the inhabitants of the house sniffed them.
Nappiefield Park's smoke rose in a huge column that could be seen to Magnolia Town, as a testimony of the horrors that were to come. Contemplating this dismal show, somebody among the witnesses would have preferred that the worst evil of this age was a dragons attack or a world war. There were those who wished an army of demons or dark sorcerer.
But against an invasion of ichiya creatures how much longer they will resist?
—o1o—
—FAIRYSHIRE'S FAIRIES—
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THE OLD WOMAN, in charge of the house, put down the newspaper with news as depressing and unpleasant as those abominable creatures terrorizing around the property for some months, and letting out a sigh, said to a redhead girl.
"Girl, have you heard that Nappiefield becomes busy?"
Redhead girl made a subtle grin and shaking her head, continued her work, sharpening their knives and polishing her armor, because in recent weeks, attacks has occurred with alarming frequency.
"Well it is!" old woman said insistent, but the girl did not answer. Redhead girl kept concentrated, watching the new catalog of Heart Kreuz with outfits that help to mask body odor.
"Do not you want to know who has taken it?" Angry woman asked, seeing that the girl was not paying proper attention.
"I'm very busy grandmother," Redhead girl answers vehemently, nailed her brown eyes in the old woman. After a tense moment she sighed and went back to work. "Speak if you want, but let me worry about the defense of this property and the survival of all its occupants!"
Hearing this, old woman pointed to the window and went on, "That exceed is proclaiming that Nappiefield Park has been rented by a young mage of great fortune, he has come from Crocus when the abominable plague crossed Web Valley line."
Through the window facing the garden, old woman watched askance at a pair of blue-haired girls and a third girl, blonde, all occupied in throwing sharp daggers towards a target embedded in the trunk of an old tree. Those girls are laughter in companions a blue cat that hung in the air with its wings.
"And I suppose you want me to ask what his name is." Redhead girl said wielding a huge and heavy black sword.
"You have not choice, girl." Old woman crossed her arms.
"Well, what is his name?" Redhead girl asked very reluctantly, giving it pleasure to the woman who hid a smile.
"Dragneel, a young man of four to five hundred thousand jewels. What a good match for fairies, do not you think?!" Old woman muttered with a slight grimace.
"Hah!" Redhead girl snorted with disgust and indignation, nailing her sword furiously on the wooden floor holding her hands to her waist. "Is it able to train my sisters as me in swordsmanship, or Bisca in handling the musket? Will instruct fairies in some kind of magic or combat?"
"That is absurd!" Grandmother claimed equally upset. "I must tell you that I have decided to marry one of you."
Fame of the old Hilda was quite well known throughout Fairyshire. Despite her small stature, she was a strong, serious, inflexible, very strict and traditional woman.
"Get marry?" Redhead girl spat that word into laughter full of evil. "I assure you that marriage is what is thought less under this or any other house. Besides, I know too well the reputation of that mage, men as he kept his focus on the glory of victory, to live great emotions and adventures; sure I am that such Dragneel has no interest in such matters as marriage!"
"Do not be so sure! With or without abhorrent, even the bravest of warriors come before the idea of love and even the boldest of ladies succumb to the will of her heart." Grandma pointed to the redhead girl's face.
Yes, the presence of those beings was undeniable and its influence on the lives of people and society of the time was notorious. However, the heart and human feelings are determining factors in the development and outcome of this story.
"No will surprise me when one of these days you finish for marrying and other fairies, following your example, they will soon do the same. Since I perceive that the young man can fall in love with some of you, I cannot afford to make any exceptions."
"Grandma you're right, it is very likely that this young man Dragneel fall in love with one of the girls of this modest establishment." A girl with long brown hair exclaimed sarcastically, which had unexpectedly entered the room making great strides. Carried a note addressed to the redhead girl, so she gave it immediately, and then went to the grandmother placing hands on her bare waist. "That brings us to your true intentions. Grandma, tell me what do you really want?" She asked.
Cana Alberona, was a very unique blend of wit, whimsy, sarcastic sense of humor, reserve, zero discipline and self-control, especially in matters having to do with drink, but that's another story.
"I see that you cannot be fooled, Cana. No more fairies, I could retire and live my last quiet days and peaceful. Personally I would love you to put on your part to give end the matter quickly."
"But you're selfish, grandma." She muttered hiding a roguish smile.
"You want us to marry to get rid of us and achieve your retirement. I swear that this will not happen. I will never leave Fairy Hills and never stop being a mage of Fairy Tail. That's my decision!"
"Who is selfish now?" Old woman scolded and Cana laughed.
As was to be expected in an age where the priority is immediate survival, long-term issues such as domestic happiness had no reason, at least not for the complicated fairy of cards.
"I cannot deny that you always care for us and as much as you desire is happiness of my sisters." Cana admitted.
"Then it's decided! We will visit the gentleman when he comes to…"
"No!" Redhead girl interrupted folding the paper had finished reading. "Neither you, nor I, nor the girls, we must navigate the roads more than is absolutely necessary, lest we lose more and magical beasts and cars at the hands of the plague ravaging our beloved Fairyshire."
Cana noticed the alarm tone in the voice of her sister, so she did she ask, "Erza, what news contains the note?"
"This is very serious, the train departed this morning from the Magnolia Station and carrying weapons for the troops on the Eastern front, never arrived to Oshibana and as has disappeared, I guess the road is fraught with abhorrent. Now, a division of the Royal Army is directed to clear the road that connects with Onibus, but I fear that not arrive in time and the horde will grow to the point that they cannot contain it."
"We must hurry and go to Magnolia as soon as possible in case the abhorrent achieve surpass those inexperienced troops." Cana answered amused and worried, preparing to leave. Before walking out the door he saw over her shoulder and smiled. "I'm sorry grandma, but this conversation will have to wait until we get back."
"You will back?" Old woman murmured with disgust. "You should stop playing the warriors, in itself is quite dangerous are Fairy Tail mages."
"It is the world in which we live." Redhead girl calmly replied while she is adjusting the breastplate of her armor with the emblem of Fairy Tail. "Who not learns to defend, joining the ranks of the army of the wicked."
"You pleased thwart me?" Old woman was pouty. "You have no compassion for my poor restless heart."
"You're wrong! I have deep respect for your great and noble heart, grandmother."
"You no know how much I suffer!"
"But if I know! I know you suffer every time we go out to fight or to do some work. You're the closest thing I had to a mother and for that I will always be grateful, but I prefer see how girls devote their hours to exterminate abhorrent. This should keep them busy instead of having the mind clouded with dreams of marriage or fortune." Redhead girl directed her steps to the exit, pushed the huge doors, returned to see the old woman over her shoulder and declared, "Go and see that such Dragneel if you want, but I warn you that neither has much to offer, we are so naive and innocent!" She sighs. "We'll come back the second day, before dawn, if not, assumes that we were sniffed, and you will can to live your last days in peace."
Erza Scarlet, the knight woman, was as independent, fearless and vigorous as the other fairies, and more shameless! In fact, those qualities and its highly developed murderer instinct and magical power, her skills in combat, and stories of her exploits on the battlefield, contributed greatly to her growing fame, making known throughout Fiore Kingdom with the name of Titania. Feared by all, always she acted like she believed was right. Inflexible, headstrong and impetuous, often arrogantly had no trouble to command.
With great regret, Hilda, the grandma, matron of Fairy Hills, directed her steps toward the window through which she saw her daughters, each of them beautiful in their own, way to leave the grounds of the house, armed only with daggers and swords.
Despite being a curmudgeon and ill-tempered woman, she loved those girls, and above all, trust them and their judgment which let's face it, this only applied in matters concerning the annihilation of ichiyas. She trusted their skills and loyalty of for one another. Still, the grandma believed that her obligations should go beyond mere care of the property and its inflexibility with the rules of the house.
They often she saying, mage/warrior life was quite dangerous and would that leave it, to seek safety and comfort in the arms of a good husband, all in an effort to ensure that when she happen to better life, her unruly small daughters live loved, happy, all right, this never would say to them, and in the best case, surrounded by riches and never again to expose their lives to danger.
With all this in mind, old woman had no qualms about resorting to cunning, confrontation, exhortation, threats, bribes, scolding and others, provided deter the fairies of their ideas of glory and freedom. Grandma Hilda had taken very seriously this mission ten years, that their daughters marry, and in the case of certain chestnut and redhead girls, hundred years!
—P+P+I—
Fairies of Fairy Hills, far from thinking of those social issues of better times, guided for Happy, walking at a fast pace deliberately ignoring the abhorrent dragging their lazy feet across the prairie. They were not willing to waste time and resources to wipe out a few harmless ichiya creatures on the road. The award was later, but must hurry.
Fairies increased speed, in the same instant a pigeon flew over their heads, up to Magnolia and then flew over Sciliore Lake and a few hours after flying through pine forests and extensive mountain ranges, it reached a the border with Westernshire, to gardens of a mansion built on a gorge inaccessible, where it was warmly received by a blue-haired girl, which so far had remained distracted watching the fish one ponds.
With great joy the girl broke the seal of the letter and began to read.
My dear Wendy
I regret having written so far. A few moments ago, I survived a grueling attack, and I take this moment of calm to inform you that our separation will be as long as I feared, though it would not be the first time
About numerous reports of abominable hordes moving in the direction of the lake towns, Fairyshire is under permanent alert, so Natsu and the others we'll stay living near Magnolia Town the duration of the emergency. Mirajane fell in love with a property, she swears, has a beautiful gardens that could rival the Mercurius Palace gardens
The battlefield here in Oshibana is very hard, and we lost more than half of the regiment and I begin to understand that we have little time before being overtaken by those who a week ago was our allies
But you quiet and remember that if something were to happen to me, Charle will protect you and Richard will ensure your health and wellbeing
I do not intend to make you sad, or scared with these words. I will limit myself to be honest with you
They call me; I'll write as soon as abhorrent give us a break
Keep your senses alert, Jellal
Little blue-haired girl raised her brown eyes that letter and found another pair of brown eyes that looked at her curiously.
"It is a letter of Jellal?"
"Yes." Blue-haired girl answered, rising from her seat of stone, began to walk the grounds of the sprawling mansion, followed closely by her personal guard.
"Surrounded of all these abominable creatures and he not comfortable to leave you here almost alone." White exceed said unable to hide a smile.
"You exaggerate!"
The sudden presence of a pink-haired woman took by surprise the small blue-haired, who raised a cry, "Mrs. Porlyrusica!"
"Gosh, how can you show up that way?" Little exceed complained. "For a moment I thought you were one of those abominable."
"I have not degenerated into these creatures so unpleasant, and there is no way that any of them would even dare to poke its bulbous nose here." Pink-haired woman protested folding her arms in disgust. "Westernshire is the safest region around Fiore, and there is no safer place around Westernshire that Royal Heavenly."
Small girl smiled, but soon she sighed frustrated to see the guards that almost immediately had gathered around her after hearing such her cry.
"How long I will not be a burden to him?"
"Wendy, not say that! You are the sun in the life of Jellal, the least you can do is smile and soon dominate the Slayer magic that old witch is teaching, so when Jellal return you will show your progress, who knows if finally you to accompany him next season."
"You say me old witch, rude creature? And you girl, the rest end, Inward! Is about to sunset and the olfactory sense of the wicked is far more acute at night."
Woman began to walk toward the house closely followed by the girl and little exceed.
"I feel compassion for those unfortunate creatures, Charle." Blue-haired girl as if afraid that remark offends any member of her personal guard. "Once upon were human."
"But, they are not already!" White kitty chided to human girl. "You're very soft Wendy, the more you think in this, harder it will be for you to finish even one of them."
"Charle!"
"No matter, for the moment everything forgives you. Think you that soon again see Jellal."
Suddenly the girl turned and looked toward the adjoining forest with the house, covered by a thick haze depressive. She felt something in the distance, a feeling of chills that began touring her back.
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—oOo—
Somewhere East of Fairyshire…
"What they never end?" Pink-haired boy protested. "If I ever see the face of another abominable…"
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"I'm pissed! Karyuu no Hoko!"
Fire Dragon Slayer began moving burning the abhorrent. That show was seen from the top of a green hill, a girl with long white hair. East wind was in the face of the girl, wearing a tight yellow dress.
"Miss Mirajane." She came to her a private. "We not can expect more, the troops never arrive in time, and if we withdraw?"
"Do not! If we leave now Oshibana fall and nothing will prevent Onibus or Magnolia Town are the following."
White-haired girl raised its eyes into the night sky, at the same instant that a bird circling over her head.
"Sister!"
White-haired girl was called from heaven, when the bird at landfall became a white hair girl quite short.
"Lissana! What happened?"
"Elfman says that has stopped the advancement of abhorrent in the south so it is necessary to go in support of team Rainjishuu."
"South?" She told herself the demon girl.
At the moment Mirajane Strauss began to remember the details of a rumor that had spread as fast as the abominable plague among the ranks of the royal army, about a group of magicians, heroines of the region, somewhere in the middle of Onibus the road connecting with Magnolia, which had become a battlefield, five girls were surrounded by about a hundred abominable willing to fight.
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"Should invoke Aquarius?" Blonde girl asked kept her big brown eyes on a pair of abhorrent that seemed to have a pretty suspicious behavior.
"Juvia believes that this space is quite small, Juvia afraid to use their dual wave attack, because the current is so strong that it will drag the other fairies."
At that moment the abhorrent front of body water fairy prepared to attack, but she was duly protected by the knight woman.
"Miss Erza!"
"I'm going to clear the way on this side." Reequip a heavy and wide shield, redhead started to advance, pushing the abhorrent that lay ahead. "Levy, scatter them with a gust of wind!"
"You not have to say." Little bookworm got behind Titania and running through the space had vacated jumped in the air and wrote 'blizzard' and abhorrent were pushed by sources gusts of wind.
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"They're the defenders of Fairyshire and Fairy Hills is its headquarters."
White-haired girl took a last look toward the catastrophic landscape in front of her blue eyes: Stacks and piles of abhorrent and ex-combatants to be sniffed unfortunately were transformed, burning all over the field.
"Fairies of Fairy Hills? I would like to know them."
Demon girl heard the fire mage that set beside her to watch the smoke rising into the night sky. She turned settling her long white hair, and he showed a huge friendly smile.
In a battlefield, not too distant on a hill of ichiya creatures decapitated and severed, a redhead girl arose tired panting with her swords drawn, covered with blood, dust, cuts and bruises. One by one, by the same mound amounted her sisters, tired, panting, with their clothes torn, with bumps and bruises, evidence of the fierce confrontation. Battle on the road had ended with a landslide victory for the fairies; they stopped the advance of the abhorrent to Magnolia.
Fairy Tail's banner is raised higher than ever on that battlefield under the sunlight of a new day that loomed over the hills, and with its shadow harbored the brave daughters of Fairy Hills, fairies of Fairyshire.
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ENDING: Paramore - I caught myself
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***Romance is possible even in a world dominated by ichiyas***
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