Saria Forest Sage
By Vampire Inu-Yasha
Authors note!!! Hello This is a story about my favorite sage!!! Saria!!! Yay..i don't know what the story is about but I'll write what im thinking!!!
Saria is sitting on a stump and takes out her wooden ocarina and play her song "Sarias Song"!!
Stupid fairy that bothers the hell outta me Navi- Listin you wanna talk to saria riggggggghhhhhhttttt!!
Saria-Silly Fairy I'm saria (saria chuckles)
Navi- Answer my question!!
Saria- But im saria!!
Navi- ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!!!!!
Saria- but---
Navi- OH MY GOD!!! ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!!! YES OR NO !!! TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Navi hits saria
Saria-(weeps) no..no!!
Navi- see that's all you had to do..stupid sage.(navi disappears)
Saria- hmmm.maybe I shouldn't play that song anymore...i'll just play the Bolero of Fire!!!
Saria plays the bolero of fire and a box pop up outta no where!!!
Box- You wanna warp to Death mountain crater?
Saria- um..yes?
Box-ok!
Saria warps to death mountain crater!!
Saria- Whew!! Its hot in here!!!
Navi pops outta no where to warn saria that she needs the fire tunis or whats it called red goron..whatever it's a tunic when she realizes its saria so she goes away and leaves saria to burn!!
Saria-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Mah hair!!! Mah hair!!! IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP HELP HELP!!!!! MAH HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!!!! HEEEELLLLPPP!!!
Saria gos insane and jumps into molten lava and burns and stuff!!! Awwwwww poor saria ish dead and stuff ;( well cuz its my story .....Saria is swimming in lake hylia!!!
Saria- what a nice day to swim in a icy cold lake!!! Hmm..maybe I should go look for link!!
What..she cant look for link!? WHATS WRONG WITH LOOKING FOR LINK HUH!!???? TELL ME!!!! FINE DON'T TELL ME!!!!
Saria warps to where link is!!
Link- whatcha doin in my bed sari-----
Saria- uh..im tired?
Link-(thinks perverted) oh so you like me eh?
Saria slaps link senseless
Link -owwwww!!!
Saria- stupid link..
Zelda- uh howd I get here?
Saria- link make Zelda go away..
Link-oki!!!
Link plays some song that sends Zelda to skull kids place
Skull kid- hey baby!!! Whats a pretty girl like you doin in these parts of the woods?
Zelda-oh no
I wont even write about what happens lets just say skull kid is very very lonely at night.and at day and he has been threw puberty........ewwwwwwww don't think nasty!!!! Skull kid and Zelda play checkers!!!
Saria-uh
Link- hmmm..wanna make out?
Saria beats link with a deku stick for hours.anyways...link dies!!!! But don't worry a fairy revives him!!
Link - Aw im gonna slice you up so bad with my sword!!!
Saria- (puts spells on link!!)
Link- hey!!! Why cant I move!!! Why cant I move!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS !!! I CANT FEEL MY LEGS !!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I CANT WALK!!!! IM CRIPPLED!!!!
Saria- stupid link I paralyzed you..
Link -oh.ok
End of Chapter one!!!!!!!
So how did you like it..WHAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT!!!!??? FINE.. well if you did keep looking every day for chapter 2!!!! Chapter 2: Whoa I made another chapter!!!!
Chapter 2!!!! Whoa I made a chapter 2!!!!
By Vampire Inu-Yasha
Authors note!!! Hello This is a story about my favorite sage!!! Saria!!! Yay..i don't know what the story is about but I'll write what im thinking!!!
Saria is sitting on a stump and takes out her wooden ocarina and play her song "Sarias Song"!!
Stupid fairy that bothers the hell outta me Navi- Listin you wanna talk to saria riggggggghhhhhhttttt!!
Saria-Silly Fairy I'm saria (saria chuckles)
Navi- Answer my question!!
Saria- But im saria!!
Navi- ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!!!!!
Saria- but---
Navi- OH MY GOD!!! ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!!! YES OR NO !!! TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Navi hits saria
Saria-(weeps) no..no!!
Navi- see that's all you had to do..stupid sage.(navi disappears)
Saria- hmmm.maybe I shouldn't play that song anymore...i'll just play the Bolero of Fire!!!
Saria plays the bolero of fire and a box pop up outta no where!!!
Box- You wanna warp to Death mountain crater?
Saria- um..yes?
Box-ok!
Saria warps to death mountain crater!!
Saria- Whew!! Its hot in here!!!
Navi pops outta no where to warn saria that she needs the fire tunis or whats it called red goron..whatever it's a tunic when she realizes its saria so she goes away and leaves saria to burn!!
Saria-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Mah hair!!! Mah hair!!! IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP HELP HELP!!!!! MAH HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!!!! HEEEELLLLPPP!!!
Saria gos insane and jumps into molten lava and burns and stuff!!! Awwwwww poor saria ish dead and stuff ;( well cuz its my story .....Saria is swimming in lake hylia!!!
Saria- what a nice day to swim in a icy cold lake!!! Hmm..maybe I should go look for link!!
What..she cant look for link!? WHATS WRONG WITH LOOKING FOR LINK HUH!!???? TELL ME!!!! FINE DON'T TELL ME!!!!
Saria warps to where link is!!
Link- whatcha doin in my bed sari-----
Saria- uh..im tired?
Link-(thinks perverted) oh so you like me eh?
Saria slaps link senseless
Link -owwwww!!!
Saria- stupid link..
Zelda- uh howd I get here?
Saria- link make Zelda go away..
Link-oki!!!
Link plays some song that sends Zelda to skull kids place
Skull kid- hey baby!!! Whats a pretty girl like you doin in these parts of the woods?
Zelda-oh no
I wont even write about what happens lets just say skull kid is very very lonely at night.and at day and he has been threw puberty........ewwwwwwww don't think nasty!!!! Skull kid and Zelda play checkers!!!
Saria-uh
Link- hmmm..wanna make out?
Saria beats link with a deku stick for hours.anyways...link dies!!!! But don't worry a fairy revives him!!
Link - Aw im gonna slice you up so bad with my sword!!!
Saria- (puts spells on link!!)
Link- hey!!! Why cant I move!!! Why cant I move!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS !!! I CANT FEEL MY LEGS !!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I CANT WALK!!!! IM CRIPPLED!!!!
Saria- stupid link I paralyzed you..
Link -oh.ok
End of Chapter one!!!!!!!
So how did you like it..WHAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT!!!!??? FINE.. well if you did keep looking every day for chapter 2!!!! Chapter 2: Whoa I made another chapter!!!!
Chapter 2!!!! Whoa I made a chapter 2!!!!