Author's Notes: Well, this is my 1st Yu-Gi-Oh! fic, but not my 1st fanfic,
just don't expect it to be really good; it'll probably suck! Anyways the
idea of this fic came from the fact that I live in what could possibly be
the smallest town on Earth, and I also have animals, I'm in 4-H, I know a
lot of hicks etc.! So, yeah, this fic could be really disturbing to write,
keeps reminding me of how scary hicks are! Lol! Just keep in mind that this
fic is humor, and when I make characters idiots, I'm doing it all in good
fun! Also I would like to mention a few things that might confuse you
otherwise. Yami and Yami Bakura are going to have separate bodies from
their hikaris, and they'll also be attending highschool just because it
makes this fic a lot easier for me to write, and hopefully a lot funnier
for you. Also, everyone is going to have summer vacation, but the school
year is different in Japan, so that might not work normally, so just play
along. So enough from me and on with the fic! Please note, that I did bash
Canada pretty bad too, but that's just because I live here, so don't think
it represents Canada as a whole.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! So don't even think of suing me, but this fic is mine!
'Boring, boring, boring!' Is the thought process that made its way through the minds of students of Domino High who were stuck in the dreaded "Agriculture Awareness" Class. As the sun shined down brightly outside, they were stuck inside, learning about the "joys" of farming.
Teacher: And that's why it's imperative to know about agriculture. Can you even imagine not knowing where your milk and eggs come from? (Looking around the room and noticing half of the students are asleep.) Okay can anybody here even tell me where they come from?
Yugi: (Tentatively raising his hand.) From a farm?
Teacher: Yes from a farm, but does anyone know what animals on the farm eggs or milk come from?
Class: ...?
Teacher: Okay, how about. (Noticing Kaiba reading a book.) Kaiba! Why don't you enlighten the class and tell us where milk and eggs come from.
Kaiba: (Setting down his book, 'The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens'.) Um, ah, well it is an obvious well-known fact that egg and milk products come from domesticated animals.
Teacher: (Clearly starting to get pissed off) Such as?
*Ring*
Joey: Yes!! Saved by the bell again!!!!!! I don't how much longer I could've lasted.
With that said, he jumped up and out of his seat, starting to make a mad dash for the door along with every other student in the class!
Teacher: Class, before you go off for summer break, and I get my life back. I would like to remind you to try and remember agriculture from time to time, such as when you go shopping at the grocery store or put on a nice wool sweater. (She stopped, as the last of the students ran out the door screaming.)
~Outside School~
The gang, which was Yugi, Yami, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Ryou, and Bakura, walked slowly down the sidewalk past the school, on the way to Yugi's house to hear about some news from his Grandpa. Beside the school stood Seto Kaiba, waiting impatiently for his limo to pick him up.
Yugi: Hey Kaiba! What are you doing for summer break?
Kaiba: That's none of your business. (folding his arms and shooting them a death glare.)
Yugi: Oh, okay, we don't know what we're doing yet, maybe we'll go somewhere or something.
Bakura: (Snicker) Yeah like I would go anywhere with this group!
Everyone, but Bakura and Kaiba: (Death Glare) Shut up!!
They were just about to start of down the street again, when Yugi, being the friendly midget that he is decided to ask Kaiba if he wanted to come.
Kaiba: No.
Yugi: Come on, it'll be fun!
Kaiba: No.
Joey: He said "no", and I don't want him to come anyway! (grabbing Yugi by the shirt and dragging him away.)
Yugi: But Kaiba, is your limo even going to show up?
Kaiba: Yes, it always does. (Gets cut off by the ringing of his cell phone and answers it) WHAT!!!??? What do you mean the limo broke down? Get a different limo!!!!! WHAT!!!???? That can't take a half an hour!!!!!! Fine, forget it! You're fired!!! (Hangs the phone up.)
Tea: What, is your limo not coming?
Kaiba: No, but I can walk.
Yugi: Why don't you come over to my house, and then my grandpa can drive you over to your place later?
Kaiba: Well, I don't thi-
Yami: KAIBA! Quit being so stubborn.! (Yami's patience was clearly thinning.)
Kaiba: Whatever. Your group is a broken record.
And so the group started down the sidewalk towards the Game Shop, hopefully to hear the important news, that Yugi's grandpa said he had for them. Finally, after only several near fistfights between some of them they arrived at the Shop.
Solomon Mouto: Hello everyone! Have I got some news for you!
Everyone: Hi!
Yugi: So, what is the news about Grandpa?
Solomon: Well, I entered a contest a few weeks ago.
Everyone: And?
Solomon: And I won.
Everyone: (anime sweatdrop.)
Joey: Uh, what did ya win?
Solomon: Huh?
Tea: You said that you won a contest, so what did you win?
Solomon: Oh that! How could I forget that!
Kaiba: (Under his breath) I don't know, senility does seem to do that.
Bakura: (Overhearing) I actually quite agree.
Ryou: That's mean!
Bakura: Are you going somewhere with this, or do I need to give you a lesson in respect?
Ryou: (Slowly backing into a corner.) I'll be good!
As for Yugi's grandpa, he still hadn't answered their question and instead had gotten a broom and was now sweeping the floor, while everyone else just watched in shock at how completely senile he was.
Solomon: Oh, and incase I forget to say it later, goodbye!
Everyone: WHAT!!!!
Solomon: Oh, did I forget to tell you about the trip?
Tristan: Um, yes. (Scratching his head in bewilderment.)
Joey: Yeah, ya did kinda forget to mention dat!
Meanwhile, after hearing that, Yami started to drag Yugi out of earshot of his Grandpa.
Yami: Why haven't you put him in a home yet?
Yugi: Yami, how can you say something so insensitive? (Tears were starting to form in Yugi's eyes, and he was giving a cute little pout to top it all of.)
Yami: Simple, I don't sleep at night anymore because I hear him wondering around the house setting fire to the kitchen.
Yugi: Touché.
Back to the trip.
Solomon: The trip is supposed to be a travel package for six to tour across Canada, or something like that.
Everyone: Canada!!!!????
Joey: That arctic wasteland?
Tristan: I heard they throw their old people off the ice flows to their deaths!! (0_0)
Yami and Yugi: (Both looking at Grandpa and then exchanging a knowing glance.) Let's go!!!
Solomon: Yes, I was thinking it might be good for all of you to get out and see the world, I wouldn't need to come along, this could be just for you teenagers .(Looking around the room and counting it's occupants.) CRAP!
Bakura: What now, you pathetic excuse for a mortal?
Solomon: There are eight of you. Is anyone about to die anytime soon?
Silence filled the room as everyone looked around at everyone else, picking off who really isn't needed anymore.
Kaiba: What the hell! This is demented! I'm not even going anyway.
Everyone stopped looking around and instead turned to stare at Kaiba.
Kaiba: What? It's not like I haven't been there before, I've seen Toronto and Vancouver what else is there really? Also, there is no way in hell I would ever take time off of work to travel around Canada with a bunch of losers! And let me point out that I let my brother make plans for what he wanted to do this summer, obviously that wouldn't be going to Canada, now would it?
Yugi: No, I guess not.
Joey: Yay! He's not coming! (Jumping up and down and doing a little victory dance around the room.)
Ryou: But that still leaves one extra person, doesn't it? (He looked around to see if anyone could be cut from the trip and finished with a glance at his darker half.)
Bakura: I may hate all of you, but there is no way in hell I'm missing this trip! Unlike some people (Shooting a glance at a certain CEO.) I don't get to travel much!
Tea: Um, guys?
Everyone: Yeah?
Tea: I think I know a way this will work. (She said this eyeing Yugi head to toe, earning a blush from him.)
Tristan: How? 'Cause there's no way I'm paying the way for someone.
Tea: No, I don't think anyone will have to pay, just trust me on this one okay?
Everyone nodded their heads and it was agreed that Tea would find a way to get someone on the plane and all of their problems would be solved.
Joey: Wait!! What about my sister? We can't just leave her in Domino! It wouldn't be fair!
Tristan: Oh! We couldn't forget Serenity! Don't worry; I'll pay for her! (He said this all very enthusiastically, too enthusiastically.)
Tea: But you just said that-
Tristan: No I didn't!
Joey: Um, yeah man you did say dat you wouldn't pay for-
Tristan: (Looking quite dangerous at the moment.) I NEVER SAID ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT?
Everyone: (Mildly threatened.) All right.
Kaiba: Okay then, everything's settled for your little idiotic trip. Now will someone drive me home before I'm forced to commit suicide.
-Kaiba's Mansion-
After the traumatic experience of getting driven to his house by someone who shouldn't even have a license, Kaiba went straight to trying to find his little brother.
Kaiba: Mokuba? (He yelled up the stairs.)
Mokuba: Big brother, you're home! (He said, bounding down the stairs and giving Seto a hug.)
Kaiba: So, I've been meaning to ask. Have you made plans for that trip the two of us are going to go on?
Mokuba: Yep! It's all done and the tickets have been bought and everything! There's no way we can back out of going now, as we leave next week! (He started to get excited just talking about it, jumping up and down on the spot.)
Kaiba: That's great! (Smiling at his brother's enthusiasm.) And just where exactly are we going?
Mokuba: Canada!!! I've wanted to go for the longest time! It sounds awesome there!
Kaiba's smile turned into a tight little line and sweat started to form on his palms with just that simple three syllable word. Canada. Canada. Canada.
Kaiba: Why!!!!??? Why!!!!???? Why me!!!???? Why does this stuff always happen to me!????! Canada of all places!!! Why!!!???
-1 week later-
In the dark recesses of a very long, very loud line up at the airport were the group of tacky tourists, also know as Yugi, Yami, Tea, Joey, Tristan, Ryou, Bakura, and Serenity. Ryou: I can't believe we are actually going; this is so exciting! (At the very front of the group in the line up, trying to look over people's heads to the front.)
Tea: I know! This is going to be so fun!
Yugi: Speak for your self! (Looking rather pissed off and dangerous, from where he was sitting.)
Yami: Watch your mouth, you must never speak to adults like that! Don't make me get Mr. Bubbles!
Yugi: You can't make me; you're not my parent!
Yami: Quiet! They don't know that! (Staring around at all the other people in the line up, who were giving some very weird looks at Yugi in a baby stroller.)
Yes, poor Yugi was stuck in a baby stroller, trying to look about two years old.
Ryou: Are you sure this will work? (Looking at "baby" Yugi rather skeptical.
Tea: Of course it will! Don't worry, children two and under fly for free, if they sit on an adults lap.
Bakura: Yes, but I seriously doubt anyone has seen such an ugly child before.
Yami: How dare you speak of Yugi like that! (death glare.)
Joey: yeah, he may be a butt ugly baby, but ya don't hafta say it in front of him!
Serenity: That's mean!
Tristan: Yeah, but it's true!
While all this is happening an old couple walks by and stops to peak in the stroller.
Old woman: AAAAHHHHHH! It's hideous!
Old man: Its head is half the size of its body! That's not a baby; it's a monster!
Everyone *__* (Sweatdrop)
~At the very front of the line~
Seto: Mokuba, was it really necessary to travel on a public plane?
Mokuba: Yep! Since when do we get to do things normal people do?
Seto: I don't like normal people, but whatever.
Mokuba: Hey look! (Pointing to near the back of the line.) Is that who I think it is? I didn't know Tea had a baby!
Seto: WHAT??!! (Following Mokuba's gaze.) What are they doing here? (Notices the stroller.) What the hell!!!
Mokuba: Let's go see them! (Starting off in that direction.)
Seto: No!!! Let's not and forget we saw them in the first place. Plus I don't want to lose our spot in the line up.
Mokuba: Oh, come on and quit being such a baby!
Seto: I'm not a baby! (Trying to hide behind some big guy.) I'd rather not be seen in public with such idiotic morons.
Mokuba: Too late! (Waving at them.) Look, they're on their way over!
Seto: (mumbling) Oh shit.
Walking over were Tea, pushing a stroller with Yugi in it protesting, Yami, Ryou, and Serenity. The rest stayed where they were in the line up to keep their spot, and to not have to deal with a certain CEO.
Tea: I didn't expect to see you two here!
Seto: Likewise. (looking at the stroller) WHAT IS THAT!!!???
Yami: Oh, that's just Yugi.
Ryou: He's pretending to be a baby so he can get on the plane for free.
Seto: You actually think that will work? Look at him, he looks like an evil baby that's butt ugly.
Yugi: You know, I'm right here! I can hear you!
Seto: Your point?
Yugi: I make an ugly baby! I know this! You can stop pointing it out anytime now!
Seto: No, I think I would rather not. And what's with the bonnet?
Tea: It makes him look younger.
Seto: Oh.
Yugi: This is so humiliating.
Serenity: I feel your pain.
Tea: Okay, we're here because of our trip to Canada, but why are you here? (Giving Kaiba a questioning look.)
Seto: Well, you see-
Mokuba: (Cutting Seto off.) You're going to Canada too! This is going to be awesome!!!
Tea, Yami, Yugi, Serenity, Ryou: WHAT!
Mokuba: Yeah, I planned our summer trip to Canada!
Yami: And you said your brother would never plan a trip to Canada! (Starts laughing at Kaiba, and pretty soon everyone else joins in.)
Seto: Shut up!
They were about to respond when a voice over the loud speaker announced that they were to start boarding.
Tea: Well I guess we better get back to our part of the line. (Starts walking off, pushing the stroller with Yugi in it.)
Ryou: See you later. (Starts walking back as well)
Serenity: Yeah, we'll probably see you on the plane.
Seto: I wouldn't count on that. The chances are very slim that are tickets would have us all sitting in the same section. Thank God!
With that, Yami and Serenity start to walk off as well.
Mokuba: So you don't think we'll see them on the flight? (Handing his ticket to the lady at the front.)
Seto: No. That's good too; it would be hell to fly with a group like that! (Also handing his ticket in and starting to walk down the hallway with Mokuba to where they would board the plane.)
~15 minutes later~
Ryou: Okay, here's my ticket. (Hands it in, and gets directed down the long hallway.)
Bakura: Here. (Shoves the ticket at the lady and follows Ryou.)
Lady: How Rude!
Joey: Hear ya go! (hands her the ticket and walks down the hall.)
Serenity and Tristan do the same, and walk after the group. Leaving Tea, Yugi and Yami left. Tea hastily shoved the stroller with Yugi in it at Yami and walked towards the front counter.
Lady: Hello Miss, may I have your ticket?
Tea: Of course! (Hands over ticket) Have a nice day! (Starts off down the long hallway)
Yami: (Whispering frantically to Yugi) Okay, try and make this convincing!
Yugi: Alright, Dada!
Yami: Wha- Hey, you're pretty good at this!
Lady: May I have your ticket please?
Yami: Here you go. (Hands over his ticket) And this is my, uh, son Yugi. (Sweatdrop *__*) He's only two.
Lady: Oh, I see. (Peers in stroller) AAHHHHH!!!! Um, okay, that's great! HAVE A NICE DAY!!! BYE! (Shoves Yami and the stroller down the hallway.)
Lady: 'What the hell was that!!!???'
~On the plane~
Joey: Aisle 23, Aisle 23? (Spots it) There's aisle 23!! (Happy he finally found his seat) AAHHHHHHHH!!!! What the hell!!!!! (Noticing it's other occupant at the window seat)
Bakura: It's just my luck that I would get stuck seated next to an idiot!
Joey: (sitting down in his seat) Who ya calling an idiot!!?? (Makes a violent gesture)
Bakura: Hmm, that's strange. I thought I made myself perfectly clear. But it doesn't matter, as it does appear to get even better. (Glancing at the two seats in front of them)
Joey: Hey, who's sitting up front? (Stands up and takes a look) Aaahhhh! Not you!!!
Seto: Oh great, a dog and a psycho are sitting behind us. Mokuba just try to ignore them, okay?
Mokuba: Okay big brother! (Turns around in his seat) Hey Joey, how long are you in Canada for?
Seto: (Sweatdrop) -_-
Joey: Um, uh, (starts thinking really hard)
Bakura: Oh for the love of Ra!! Two weeks!
And the seats across from the Kaiba brothers were about to be occupied as well.
Yami: Finally! (Sitting down in his aisle seat beside Ryou at the window, and with 'baby' Yugi on his lap.) Oh great, just great! (Looking across the at the other seats and noticing Kaiba)
Ryou: I sure hope this flight isn't too rough.
Yami: What do you mean by 'too rough'?
Ryou: It's nothing too important, but I'm really not very fond of flying, that's all.
Yami: 0__0 Which means?
Ryou: I occasionally get sick.
Yami and Yugi: (Sweatdrop) *__*
Meanwhile, everyone else got seated which was, to their horror Tristan and Tea sitting in the seats in front of the Kaiba Brothers, and Serenity seated next to some scary old lady in front of Ryou, Yami, and Yugi.
Stewardess: (Walking out into the middle of the aisle) Hello everyone, and welcome aboard Econo Airlines flight 326. We hope you enjoy yourselves on your flight to Calgary and if you need anything please don't hesitate to ask. (Gives everyone the 'traditional stewardess smile')
Ryou: (Looking sick already) Can I have an extra barf bag?
Stewardess: Umm, see if you can borrow someone else's?
Ryou: Okay. (Gets whapped in the head as everyone throws their barf bags at him.)
Stewardess: Now I will quickly go over the safety procedures and steps to ensure safety in the event of an airline accident. (Another annoying smile)
Ryou: (Looks really, really sick) Oh god! (Reaches for one of his many barf bags)
After several long minutes of going over emergency exits, crash positions including one for parents with small children, and oxygen, the plane was just starting to move.
Yami: So, what does this contraption do exactly aibou? (Looking at Yugi on his lap)
Yugi: It fly's, didn't you know that?
Yami: (Stuttering and gripping his seat) n..no, y..you forgot t..o mention that little detail. I thought it just stayed on the ground or something.
Yugi: Umm, right, and that would explain the crush-landing scenario perfectly.
Yami: Okay, so I didn't pay any attention to that.
Bakura: (Speaking to Ryou through their mind link) You're pathetic! What the hell are you getting sick for anyways!!!???
Ryou : (Lifting his head up from the barf bag) I don't like to fly, I get sick because of the turbulence. (Spoken telepathically)
Bakura: (mind speak) Whatever the hell 'turbulence' is, it can't be that bad! You're just a whiner! (Plane starts to take off, a rough take off I might add) AAHHHH!! What in the name of bloody Ra is going on!!! (Out loud)
Joey: Yeah, this is kinda bumpy! (Starts to look worried)
Just then, the plane started to shake violently sending everyone crashing around their seats.
Joey: (0_0) I'm too young to die!
Bakura: Shut up! Some of us aren't
Serenity: I'm scared. (as an afterthought) AAAhhhhhhhh! (Clutches the old lady)
Then suddenly, as quickly as it began, the plane stopped moving around, and before long the plane was in the air and leveling off.
Everyone: (Lets out that long breath they'd been holding) -_-
Tea: We're alive!
Tristan: Yeah, that was kinda freaky, but at least it's over now.
Tea: (0_0) You spoke too soon! (Plane starts to shake worse them before) We're all gonna die!!!
Tristan: No, wouldn't they say if something was wrong!
Mokuba: We're not going to die, are we Seto? (Looks at his big brother with a terrified look on his face)
Seto: We damn well better not, I'd sue the company!
Mokuba: You're forgetting one thing.
Seto: What?
Mokuba: You'd be dead, and wouldn't be able to sue!
Seto: (sweatdrop) umm, well. (Plane starts to tip downwards) AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Everyone on the plane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's notes: Sorry about the cliffy, I should have the next chapter up soon. That was just the longest chapter I've ever written!!!! I just couldn't shut myself up! Hopefully it wasn't too long though. Well, that's all for now! TTFN!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! So don't even think of suing me, but this fic is mine!
'Boring, boring, boring!' Is the thought process that made its way through the minds of students of Domino High who were stuck in the dreaded "Agriculture Awareness" Class. As the sun shined down brightly outside, they were stuck inside, learning about the "joys" of farming.
Teacher: And that's why it's imperative to know about agriculture. Can you even imagine not knowing where your milk and eggs come from? (Looking around the room and noticing half of the students are asleep.) Okay can anybody here even tell me where they come from?
Yugi: (Tentatively raising his hand.) From a farm?
Teacher: Yes from a farm, but does anyone know what animals on the farm eggs or milk come from?
Class: ...?
Teacher: Okay, how about. (Noticing Kaiba reading a book.) Kaiba! Why don't you enlighten the class and tell us where milk and eggs come from.
Kaiba: (Setting down his book, 'The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens'.) Um, ah, well it is an obvious well-known fact that egg and milk products come from domesticated animals.
Teacher: (Clearly starting to get pissed off) Such as?
*Ring*
Joey: Yes!! Saved by the bell again!!!!!! I don't how much longer I could've lasted.
With that said, he jumped up and out of his seat, starting to make a mad dash for the door along with every other student in the class!
Teacher: Class, before you go off for summer break, and I get my life back. I would like to remind you to try and remember agriculture from time to time, such as when you go shopping at the grocery store or put on a nice wool sweater. (She stopped, as the last of the students ran out the door screaming.)
~Outside School~
The gang, which was Yugi, Yami, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Ryou, and Bakura, walked slowly down the sidewalk past the school, on the way to Yugi's house to hear about some news from his Grandpa. Beside the school stood Seto Kaiba, waiting impatiently for his limo to pick him up.
Yugi: Hey Kaiba! What are you doing for summer break?
Kaiba: That's none of your business. (folding his arms and shooting them a death glare.)
Yugi: Oh, okay, we don't know what we're doing yet, maybe we'll go somewhere or something.
Bakura: (Snicker) Yeah like I would go anywhere with this group!
Everyone, but Bakura and Kaiba: (Death Glare) Shut up!!
They were just about to start of down the street again, when Yugi, being the friendly midget that he is decided to ask Kaiba if he wanted to come.
Kaiba: No.
Yugi: Come on, it'll be fun!
Kaiba: No.
Joey: He said "no", and I don't want him to come anyway! (grabbing Yugi by the shirt and dragging him away.)
Yugi: But Kaiba, is your limo even going to show up?
Kaiba: Yes, it always does. (Gets cut off by the ringing of his cell phone and answers it) WHAT!!!??? What do you mean the limo broke down? Get a different limo!!!!! WHAT!!!???? That can't take a half an hour!!!!!! Fine, forget it! You're fired!!! (Hangs the phone up.)
Tea: What, is your limo not coming?
Kaiba: No, but I can walk.
Yugi: Why don't you come over to my house, and then my grandpa can drive you over to your place later?
Kaiba: Well, I don't thi-
Yami: KAIBA! Quit being so stubborn.! (Yami's patience was clearly thinning.)
Kaiba: Whatever. Your group is a broken record.
And so the group started down the sidewalk towards the Game Shop, hopefully to hear the important news, that Yugi's grandpa said he had for them. Finally, after only several near fistfights between some of them they arrived at the Shop.
Solomon Mouto: Hello everyone! Have I got some news for you!
Everyone: Hi!
Yugi: So, what is the news about Grandpa?
Solomon: Well, I entered a contest a few weeks ago.
Everyone: And?
Solomon: And I won.
Everyone: (anime sweatdrop.)
Joey: Uh, what did ya win?
Solomon: Huh?
Tea: You said that you won a contest, so what did you win?
Solomon: Oh that! How could I forget that!
Kaiba: (Under his breath) I don't know, senility does seem to do that.
Bakura: (Overhearing) I actually quite agree.
Ryou: That's mean!
Bakura: Are you going somewhere with this, or do I need to give you a lesson in respect?
Ryou: (Slowly backing into a corner.) I'll be good!
As for Yugi's grandpa, he still hadn't answered their question and instead had gotten a broom and was now sweeping the floor, while everyone else just watched in shock at how completely senile he was.
Solomon: Oh, and incase I forget to say it later, goodbye!
Everyone: WHAT!!!!
Solomon: Oh, did I forget to tell you about the trip?
Tristan: Um, yes. (Scratching his head in bewilderment.)
Joey: Yeah, ya did kinda forget to mention dat!
Meanwhile, after hearing that, Yami started to drag Yugi out of earshot of his Grandpa.
Yami: Why haven't you put him in a home yet?
Yugi: Yami, how can you say something so insensitive? (Tears were starting to form in Yugi's eyes, and he was giving a cute little pout to top it all of.)
Yami: Simple, I don't sleep at night anymore because I hear him wondering around the house setting fire to the kitchen.
Yugi: Touché.
Back to the trip.
Solomon: The trip is supposed to be a travel package for six to tour across Canada, or something like that.
Everyone: Canada!!!!????
Joey: That arctic wasteland?
Tristan: I heard they throw their old people off the ice flows to their deaths!! (0_0)
Yami and Yugi: (Both looking at Grandpa and then exchanging a knowing glance.) Let's go!!!
Solomon: Yes, I was thinking it might be good for all of you to get out and see the world, I wouldn't need to come along, this could be just for you teenagers .(Looking around the room and counting it's occupants.) CRAP!
Bakura: What now, you pathetic excuse for a mortal?
Solomon: There are eight of you. Is anyone about to die anytime soon?
Silence filled the room as everyone looked around at everyone else, picking off who really isn't needed anymore.
Kaiba: What the hell! This is demented! I'm not even going anyway.
Everyone stopped looking around and instead turned to stare at Kaiba.
Kaiba: What? It's not like I haven't been there before, I've seen Toronto and Vancouver what else is there really? Also, there is no way in hell I would ever take time off of work to travel around Canada with a bunch of losers! And let me point out that I let my brother make plans for what he wanted to do this summer, obviously that wouldn't be going to Canada, now would it?
Yugi: No, I guess not.
Joey: Yay! He's not coming! (Jumping up and down and doing a little victory dance around the room.)
Ryou: But that still leaves one extra person, doesn't it? (He looked around to see if anyone could be cut from the trip and finished with a glance at his darker half.)
Bakura: I may hate all of you, but there is no way in hell I'm missing this trip! Unlike some people (Shooting a glance at a certain CEO.) I don't get to travel much!
Tea: Um, guys?
Everyone: Yeah?
Tea: I think I know a way this will work. (She said this eyeing Yugi head to toe, earning a blush from him.)
Tristan: How? 'Cause there's no way I'm paying the way for someone.
Tea: No, I don't think anyone will have to pay, just trust me on this one okay?
Everyone nodded their heads and it was agreed that Tea would find a way to get someone on the plane and all of their problems would be solved.
Joey: Wait!! What about my sister? We can't just leave her in Domino! It wouldn't be fair!
Tristan: Oh! We couldn't forget Serenity! Don't worry; I'll pay for her! (He said this all very enthusiastically, too enthusiastically.)
Tea: But you just said that-
Tristan: No I didn't!
Joey: Um, yeah man you did say dat you wouldn't pay for-
Tristan: (Looking quite dangerous at the moment.) I NEVER SAID ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT?
Everyone: (Mildly threatened.) All right.
Kaiba: Okay then, everything's settled for your little idiotic trip. Now will someone drive me home before I'm forced to commit suicide.
-Kaiba's Mansion-
After the traumatic experience of getting driven to his house by someone who shouldn't even have a license, Kaiba went straight to trying to find his little brother.
Kaiba: Mokuba? (He yelled up the stairs.)
Mokuba: Big brother, you're home! (He said, bounding down the stairs and giving Seto a hug.)
Kaiba: So, I've been meaning to ask. Have you made plans for that trip the two of us are going to go on?
Mokuba: Yep! It's all done and the tickets have been bought and everything! There's no way we can back out of going now, as we leave next week! (He started to get excited just talking about it, jumping up and down on the spot.)
Kaiba: That's great! (Smiling at his brother's enthusiasm.) And just where exactly are we going?
Mokuba: Canada!!! I've wanted to go for the longest time! It sounds awesome there!
Kaiba's smile turned into a tight little line and sweat started to form on his palms with just that simple three syllable word. Canada. Canada. Canada.
Kaiba: Why!!!!??? Why!!!!???? Why me!!!???? Why does this stuff always happen to me!????! Canada of all places!!! Why!!!???
-1 week later-
In the dark recesses of a very long, very loud line up at the airport were the group of tacky tourists, also know as Yugi, Yami, Tea, Joey, Tristan, Ryou, Bakura, and Serenity. Ryou: I can't believe we are actually going; this is so exciting! (At the very front of the group in the line up, trying to look over people's heads to the front.)
Tea: I know! This is going to be so fun!
Yugi: Speak for your self! (Looking rather pissed off and dangerous, from where he was sitting.)
Yami: Watch your mouth, you must never speak to adults like that! Don't make me get Mr. Bubbles!
Yugi: You can't make me; you're not my parent!
Yami: Quiet! They don't know that! (Staring around at all the other people in the line up, who were giving some very weird looks at Yugi in a baby stroller.)
Yes, poor Yugi was stuck in a baby stroller, trying to look about two years old.
Ryou: Are you sure this will work? (Looking at "baby" Yugi rather skeptical.
Tea: Of course it will! Don't worry, children two and under fly for free, if they sit on an adults lap.
Bakura: Yes, but I seriously doubt anyone has seen such an ugly child before.
Yami: How dare you speak of Yugi like that! (death glare.)
Joey: yeah, he may be a butt ugly baby, but ya don't hafta say it in front of him!
Serenity: That's mean!
Tristan: Yeah, but it's true!
While all this is happening an old couple walks by and stops to peak in the stroller.
Old woman: AAAAHHHHHH! It's hideous!
Old man: Its head is half the size of its body! That's not a baby; it's a monster!
Everyone *__* (Sweatdrop)
~At the very front of the line~
Seto: Mokuba, was it really necessary to travel on a public plane?
Mokuba: Yep! Since when do we get to do things normal people do?
Seto: I don't like normal people, but whatever.
Mokuba: Hey look! (Pointing to near the back of the line.) Is that who I think it is? I didn't know Tea had a baby!
Seto: WHAT??!! (Following Mokuba's gaze.) What are they doing here? (Notices the stroller.) What the hell!!!
Mokuba: Let's go see them! (Starting off in that direction.)
Seto: No!!! Let's not and forget we saw them in the first place. Plus I don't want to lose our spot in the line up.
Mokuba: Oh, come on and quit being such a baby!
Seto: I'm not a baby! (Trying to hide behind some big guy.) I'd rather not be seen in public with such idiotic morons.
Mokuba: Too late! (Waving at them.) Look, they're on their way over!
Seto: (mumbling) Oh shit.
Walking over were Tea, pushing a stroller with Yugi in it protesting, Yami, Ryou, and Serenity. The rest stayed where they were in the line up to keep their spot, and to not have to deal with a certain CEO.
Tea: I didn't expect to see you two here!
Seto: Likewise. (looking at the stroller) WHAT IS THAT!!!???
Yami: Oh, that's just Yugi.
Ryou: He's pretending to be a baby so he can get on the plane for free.
Seto: You actually think that will work? Look at him, he looks like an evil baby that's butt ugly.
Yugi: You know, I'm right here! I can hear you!
Seto: Your point?
Yugi: I make an ugly baby! I know this! You can stop pointing it out anytime now!
Seto: No, I think I would rather not. And what's with the bonnet?
Tea: It makes him look younger.
Seto: Oh.
Yugi: This is so humiliating.
Serenity: I feel your pain.
Tea: Okay, we're here because of our trip to Canada, but why are you here? (Giving Kaiba a questioning look.)
Seto: Well, you see-
Mokuba: (Cutting Seto off.) You're going to Canada too! This is going to be awesome!!!
Tea, Yami, Yugi, Serenity, Ryou: WHAT!
Mokuba: Yeah, I planned our summer trip to Canada!
Yami: And you said your brother would never plan a trip to Canada! (Starts laughing at Kaiba, and pretty soon everyone else joins in.)
Seto: Shut up!
They were about to respond when a voice over the loud speaker announced that they were to start boarding.
Tea: Well I guess we better get back to our part of the line. (Starts walking off, pushing the stroller with Yugi in it.)
Ryou: See you later. (Starts walking back as well)
Serenity: Yeah, we'll probably see you on the plane.
Seto: I wouldn't count on that. The chances are very slim that are tickets would have us all sitting in the same section. Thank God!
With that, Yami and Serenity start to walk off as well.
Mokuba: So you don't think we'll see them on the flight? (Handing his ticket to the lady at the front.)
Seto: No. That's good too; it would be hell to fly with a group like that! (Also handing his ticket in and starting to walk down the hallway with Mokuba to where they would board the plane.)
~15 minutes later~
Ryou: Okay, here's my ticket. (Hands it in, and gets directed down the long hallway.)
Bakura: Here. (Shoves the ticket at the lady and follows Ryou.)
Lady: How Rude!
Joey: Hear ya go! (hands her the ticket and walks down the hall.)
Serenity and Tristan do the same, and walk after the group. Leaving Tea, Yugi and Yami left. Tea hastily shoved the stroller with Yugi in it at Yami and walked towards the front counter.
Lady: Hello Miss, may I have your ticket?
Tea: Of course! (Hands over ticket) Have a nice day! (Starts off down the long hallway)
Yami: (Whispering frantically to Yugi) Okay, try and make this convincing!
Yugi: Alright, Dada!
Yami: Wha- Hey, you're pretty good at this!
Lady: May I have your ticket please?
Yami: Here you go. (Hands over his ticket) And this is my, uh, son Yugi. (Sweatdrop *__*) He's only two.
Lady: Oh, I see. (Peers in stroller) AAHHHHH!!!! Um, okay, that's great! HAVE A NICE DAY!!! BYE! (Shoves Yami and the stroller down the hallway.)
Lady: 'What the hell was that!!!???'
~On the plane~
Joey: Aisle 23, Aisle 23? (Spots it) There's aisle 23!! (Happy he finally found his seat) AAHHHHHHHH!!!! What the hell!!!!! (Noticing it's other occupant at the window seat)
Bakura: It's just my luck that I would get stuck seated next to an idiot!
Joey: (sitting down in his seat) Who ya calling an idiot!!?? (Makes a violent gesture)
Bakura: Hmm, that's strange. I thought I made myself perfectly clear. But it doesn't matter, as it does appear to get even better. (Glancing at the two seats in front of them)
Joey: Hey, who's sitting up front? (Stands up and takes a look) Aaahhhh! Not you!!!
Seto: Oh great, a dog and a psycho are sitting behind us. Mokuba just try to ignore them, okay?
Mokuba: Okay big brother! (Turns around in his seat) Hey Joey, how long are you in Canada for?
Seto: (Sweatdrop) -_-
Joey: Um, uh, (starts thinking really hard)
Bakura: Oh for the love of Ra!! Two weeks!
And the seats across from the Kaiba brothers were about to be occupied as well.
Yami: Finally! (Sitting down in his aisle seat beside Ryou at the window, and with 'baby' Yugi on his lap.) Oh great, just great! (Looking across the at the other seats and noticing Kaiba)
Ryou: I sure hope this flight isn't too rough.
Yami: What do you mean by 'too rough'?
Ryou: It's nothing too important, but I'm really not very fond of flying, that's all.
Yami: 0__0 Which means?
Ryou: I occasionally get sick.
Yami and Yugi: (Sweatdrop) *__*
Meanwhile, everyone else got seated which was, to their horror Tristan and Tea sitting in the seats in front of the Kaiba Brothers, and Serenity seated next to some scary old lady in front of Ryou, Yami, and Yugi.
Stewardess: (Walking out into the middle of the aisle) Hello everyone, and welcome aboard Econo Airlines flight 326. We hope you enjoy yourselves on your flight to Calgary and if you need anything please don't hesitate to ask. (Gives everyone the 'traditional stewardess smile')
Ryou: (Looking sick already) Can I have an extra barf bag?
Stewardess: Umm, see if you can borrow someone else's?
Ryou: Okay. (Gets whapped in the head as everyone throws their barf bags at him.)
Stewardess: Now I will quickly go over the safety procedures and steps to ensure safety in the event of an airline accident. (Another annoying smile)
Ryou: (Looks really, really sick) Oh god! (Reaches for one of his many barf bags)
After several long minutes of going over emergency exits, crash positions including one for parents with small children, and oxygen, the plane was just starting to move.
Yami: So, what does this contraption do exactly aibou? (Looking at Yugi on his lap)
Yugi: It fly's, didn't you know that?
Yami: (Stuttering and gripping his seat) n..no, y..you forgot t..o mention that little detail. I thought it just stayed on the ground or something.
Yugi: Umm, right, and that would explain the crush-landing scenario perfectly.
Yami: Okay, so I didn't pay any attention to that.
Bakura: (Speaking to Ryou through their mind link) You're pathetic! What the hell are you getting sick for anyways!!!???
Ryou : (Lifting his head up from the barf bag) I don't like to fly, I get sick because of the turbulence. (Spoken telepathically)
Bakura: (mind speak) Whatever the hell 'turbulence' is, it can't be that bad! You're just a whiner! (Plane starts to take off, a rough take off I might add) AAHHHH!! What in the name of bloody Ra is going on!!! (Out loud)
Joey: Yeah, this is kinda bumpy! (Starts to look worried)
Just then, the plane started to shake violently sending everyone crashing around their seats.
Joey: (0_0) I'm too young to die!
Bakura: Shut up! Some of us aren't
Serenity: I'm scared. (as an afterthought) AAAhhhhhhhh! (Clutches the old lady)
Then suddenly, as quickly as it began, the plane stopped moving around, and before long the plane was in the air and leveling off.
Everyone: (Lets out that long breath they'd been holding) -_-
Tea: We're alive!
Tristan: Yeah, that was kinda freaky, but at least it's over now.
Tea: (0_0) You spoke too soon! (Plane starts to shake worse them before) We're all gonna die!!!
Tristan: No, wouldn't they say if something was wrong!
Mokuba: We're not going to die, are we Seto? (Looks at his big brother with a terrified look on his face)
Seto: We damn well better not, I'd sue the company!
Mokuba: You're forgetting one thing.
Seto: What?
Mokuba: You'd be dead, and wouldn't be able to sue!
Seto: (sweatdrop) umm, well. (Plane starts to tip downwards) AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Everyone on the plane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's notes: Sorry about the cliffy, I should have the next chapter up soon. That was just the longest chapter I've ever written!!!! I just couldn't shut myself up! Hopefully it wasn't too long though. Well, that's all for now! TTFN!