Disclaimer: I swear it's not mine. (sneaks away with copyrights)

A/N: Hope you enjoy.


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AA- Atlantis Anonymous
Run by your very own Dr. Heightmeyer.
If you wake up screaming in the middle of the night, see bugs everywhere or are obsessed with Sheppard's hair.
This is the place for you.
Meetings are held every Friday at 2000 hours or 8 o-clock.
(Anyone who can convince, not kidnap, one of the lead expedition members to come will get free uninterrupted floor time.)

It wasn't everyday new clubs were formed. They usually required too much time and energy.

At first, AA seemed like a good idea. Until, Elizabeth was ambushed five times in the first hour alone.

She never knew how many people would go to unmeasured lengths to get her to go. Someone even offered the last of their chocolate. And that was a very tempting offer.

She soon found out that John, Teyla, Ronon, Carson, Keller, and even Zelenka had been offered many such offers.

Quickly retreating, they hid. On Fridays, starting at 8 not on leader could be found.


A/N: Yes, I know Keller and Carson don't exist at the same time. In my little world they do. Please review.