THE WORLD BURNS
Chapter 1: Ding Dong the miser is dead
(Smithers and Burns disappear with Liz)
Frink: O gegod this is not good.
Lisa: They're gone. Mr. Burns and Smithers are gone.
Bart: All right!
Lisa: Bart! This is not a time for celebrating
Bart: Think, Lise. No more Burns. No more killings… no more fear of what will happen next… NO MORE BURNS!
Bob: I'm the greatest criminal in Springfeild now.
Snake: Excuse me? Bob, you're forgetting someone.
Bob: You? I don't think so.
Marge: It doesn't matter which one of you is the greatest criminal… he's gone. That's what matter.
Moe: Let's go back to my bar and I'll give a free round of drinks for everyone.
Lenny: Let's tell everyone first. Mr. Burns is dead!
(They all run outside… Bob starts to sing)
Bob: Ding Dong!
Snake and Bob: Ding Dong!
All: Ding dong the miser's dead. The evil miser the wicked miser.
Ding Dong Mr. Burns is dead. Wake up sleep head it's now time to get out of bed.
Ding Dong Mr. Burns is dead. He has gone far away won't be back any day so open up and sing and ring the bell out. Because the evil miser. Mr. Burns… Is dead!
Frink: Ge—god… this is not good… not good at all.
Meanhile back in our world Mr. Burns and Smithers are going through a list of people who could help them take over the world.
Burns: Murdoch?
Smithers: Sorry, sir. He laughed in our faces too.
Burns: Who's next?
Smithers: I'm afraid the only person left is, Donald Trump.
Burns: Well try him.
Smithers: Would you like me to freshen your tea before I do.
Burns: Yes, that would be lovely, Smithers.
(Smithers gets him another cup of tea trying to be careful not to spill it)
Burns: Smithers, be careful.
Smithers: Sorry, sir. These odd cups and saucers are hard to get used to here.
Burns: ( takes the cup from Smithers) Thank you… now call him.
Smithers: Yes, sir. ( goes over to the phone and dails the operator) I would like the number of Trump Towers please. Thank you.
Secetary: Hello, Trump Towers.
Smithers: Hello My name is Waylon Smithers I am calling on behalf of my boss Monty Burns. Is Mr. Trump in I would like to speak with him if he is.
Secertary: I'm sorry maybe I misheard you… what did you say your name was?
Smithers: Waylon Smithers.
Secertary: Calling on behalf of Monty Burns?
Smithers: That's right.
Secertary: Hold on a second. (gets off the phone) Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump, I'm sorry to disturb you sir but I think you might want to take this.
Trump: Miranda, I told you I am having a very bad day and I'm very busy.
Miranda: I know,sir but I think this might cheer you up.
Trump: Alright. (Mr. Trump picks up the phone) Hello?
Smithers: Mr. Trump? My name is Waylon Smithers I'm calling on…
Trump: What? (starts to laugh) O that's a good one.
Smithers: Mr. Trump you don't understand.
Trump: Let me guess… Monty Burns wants to take over the world and wants my help.? (keeps laughing)
Smithers: Yes, but this is very serious,sir.
Trump: I'm sure it is everything was always serious to Burns and Waylon. Well, I've got to go , kid. Thanks for the laugh that really made my day. I hope you enjoy the simpsons and watch the apprentice if you can. Goodbye. ( hangs up the phone)
Smithers: Mr. Trump… Mr. Trump… o darn
Burns: Well…
Smithers: He didn't believe us either.
Burns: Well there must be someone we could get… anyone.
Smithers: I don't mean to question you,sir but maybe we should give up and find a way home.
Burns: Give up! Smithers, I don't know the meaning of the word. I am Charles Montagomery Burns and a Burns has NEVER given up! Now, we are gonna put the plan into actions even if we have to get the most ruthless criminals in the world.
Smithers: Sir, the most ruthless ones I know are in Springfeild.
Burns: Then go find someone here, Smithers… Now!
Smithers: But,sir…
Burns: Now!
Smithers: Yes, sir. I'll get right on it.
(Exit Mr. Smithyers)