// The setting is a dimly lit stage, there is a small podium and a microphone. Out from the wings walks Watari, looking rather sheepish. "Um well... This is the slightly embarrassing story of when one of my experiments sort of went...awry...
Audience: ONE of them?!?!?!
Watari glares. "ANYWAYS, To make it all more interesting I decided to name it Chibi fun house of doom. Enjoy."//
ANOTHER setting in the office of Juu oh Cho. Tsuzuki is sitting at his desk eating. *so what else is new* Hisoka is sitting reading a book, Watari is playing with 003, and Muraki is prancing about the office.
Author: NO COMMENTS!!! He just has to be here okay!
Tsuzuki: Looking up at Muraki. Um…Watari? What did you GIVE him?
Watari: Gives Tsuzuki an innocent look. Nothing…
Hisoka: …….this is rather awkward.
Muraki: WHOOP WALLA WALLA, FWEE! FWEE!
Tsuzuki: Looks SERIOUSLY scared now. Um….Watari…could you unwind him or something?
Watari: Pouting. You'll take all the fun out of it Tsuzuki. He walks into his secret lab in the middle of the office and starts fiddling with random vials.
Tsuzuki: Um….Watari? Why is your secret lab in the middle of the office?
Watari: SILENCE!!!
Watson: Here is your invitation. Quickly take it before I melt.
Everyone: Where did HE come from? Watson melts into a puddle which slithers its way out the door. Everyone just sort of watches it slime its way out.
Hisoka: Well now that I'M completely disgusted, what's in the invitation?
Tsuzuki: It's inviting us to the Earl's new fun house.
Tatsumi: Bursts into the room. STOP! I forbid it!
Everyone: Wow…how did you know about the invitation?
Tatsumi: I didn't, but my Tsuzuki radar was on.
Everyone: TSUZUKI RADAR?!
Tatsumi: Yes…whenever Tsuzuki is about to go somewhere potentially dangerous for his virtue. I, his former lover must STOP HIM!
Tsuzuki: Potentially dangerous for my virtue. *Image of the Earl with an arrow pointing to him.*
Earl: Whoo hoo hoooooooo!
Tsuzuki: *Pales*. Oooooh……
Hisoka: Isn't it wrong for a father to be stalking his own kid?
Everyone: SILENCE!!! DO NOT DISTURB THE PLOT LINE BY GIVING AWAY UNNESESSARY SPOILERS!!
Hisoka: meep
Tatsumi: Anyways…I shall allow Tsuzuki to go on one condition.
Tsuzuki: Happy-teary eyes. Tatsumi-san! *heart*
Tatsumi: That if there is any fooling around it includes me.
Everyone: WHAT??
Tatsumi: Evil glint in glasses. Juuuuuust kidding!
Watari: We should bring Muraki along. It wouldn't be good to leave him here.
Muraki: WHEE!! Paper airplane! VEEEEEEEERUUUUUM!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Watari: heh heh heh….let's make this more interesting. *He slips a vial into his coat pocked. He has an evil glint in his glasses.*
Tatsumi: HEY!! NO STEALING MY EVIL GLINT IN GLASSES!
Watari: AND WHY NOT?
Tatsumi: Because if you do…..I shall……I shall….WATER THE PLANTS!!! *he goes off into a corner watering the plants and muttering to himself*
Hisoka: WHY did I take this job WHY?? *thwaps Tsuzuki over the head* Lets GO already!
Tsuzuki: WAAAAHH!! Hisoka don't be mean!
Hisoka: NOW.
Tsuzuki: But who is gonna keep track of Muraki?
Hisoka: I…am …NOT…touching him.
Muraki: Tsuzuki! I kidnapped your pie. Date me.
Tsuzuki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Watari: erm…Shall we go?
Terazuma: *bursting into the room* NOT without me you DON'T! Why was I not invited?
Tatsumi: Perhaps your tendency to pick on Tsuzuki?
Tsuzuki: *chibi inu form with droopy ears and teary eyes (whew!)* WAAAAAAH
Terazuma: *twitch twitch*
Hisoka: I've got a headache
Watari: Here! Drink this! *hands Hisoka a vial*
Hisoka: *Looks at the vial, looks at Watari, looks BACK at the vial* Erm….no thank you.
Muraki: I like puppets
Hisoka: I thought you liked DOLLS.
Muraki:……..do I?
Hisoka: *sigh*
Tatsumi: ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS. We shall go. NOW *He manages to drag everybody out of the office by their ears (which is impressive considering he has about 5 pairs of ears to drag.) *
A/N: I'm gonna stop it here because I'm lazy. But I PROMISE I'll write more...maybe. ^_^ JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST kidding. Don't ask me what I was on when I wrote this....'cause I have NO idea.