St. Patrick's Day, 2011

What the hell are these paper leprechauns doing hanging up in our flat? Not to mention the pig vomit on the carpet. - JW

Im soooooooo sirry jon butt itd st patty's day; i hav irosh blud in me. wat you think i wood do? and donut woorry abuot the pig puke, exthperiement. - SH

Where are you Sherlock? - JW

at thee pube, the lads giv mee freeee beer - SH

Well that was a mistake. How long are planning to stay at the 'pube'? And I'm not going to evenask about your 'exthperiement'. - JW

im goin tostay forever jon. forever an ever - SH

Well, call me when you need a ride. I'll be at Sarah's. - JW

March 17th, 2011

John...where are you? - SH

Kitchen. - JW

My head hurts...a lot. And I'm tired, and nauseous and cold and hot and sick. And my head hurts. But otherwise I'm perfectly fine.- SH

Which is more then I can say for the carpet. - SH

Oh bloody hell, Sherlock, my mother gave that to me! - JW

Actually, I prefer its new color to the original one. Your mother has no taste. - SH

Wow, Sherlock, you are extremely multi-talented. You can be hung-over, and be extremely critical and egotistical at the same time. Your mother must be so proud. - JW

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, John. - SH