Home Disapprovement
What happens to our two favorite villains when they have to make a late night run to Smarty Marts hardware department.Base on a joke I got off a TV show one night. Rated T for fowl story contents
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A/N:I would like to thank the following people for their reviews on my first fanfic ( and flaming...yeeeeoooooo).Kwebs,CajunBear73,Ran Hakubi,Samurai Crunchbird and JAKT.Thanks for the honesty ( and brutality) I had coming to me.
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Disclaimer:All characters of Kim Possible are own by Disney and Mr. Bob and Mr. Mark( Hea guy! How about I give you half my inheritance for Shego?).All other characters,vagabonds,thugs,geeks,hoodlums,lawyers,carpetbaggers,and scalliwaggs are property of there repective authors( and they know who they are).Me no profit,me have fun.
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It was a wonderfully warm Summer night over Middleton when over the starry skies in a speed hovercraft our two favorite villians,Dr.Drakken and his beautifully delicious sidekick Shego,were racing over to Smarty Marty.
"Drakken,will you Please pull over to a gas station so I can go to the bathroom?"asked Shego as she was bouncing up and down in her seat.
"Shego,it is important that we get to Smarty Mart on time.They are closing in twenty minutes!"Drakken replied.
Shego was thinking this is the last time she would let the henchmen order enchilada take-out from Bueno Nacho.Her insides were rumbling like one of Motor Eds pickup trucks.
"Can we Please stop Drakken?"suffered Shego.
"Tie a knot in it Shego,"scoffed Drakken."This is vital to my plans."
The hovercraft finally touched down five minutes later in the Smarty Mart parking lot. Shego jumped out of the craft and race into the store faster than Drakken can unbuckle his seat belt.As Drakken was heading over quickly to the hardware department,Shego was bouncing cross-legged past ninety-eight isles to the womens bathroom.When she got there she found that that bathrooms were lock-up for the night.
"You got to be kidding me,"she said as she was clinching her "cheeks" for dear life."Are they afraid somebody is going to steal the toilets?"
"The store will be closing in five minutes,"said a voice over the loud speakers.Shego's eyes were about to roll to the back of her head when suddenly,she looked down the plumbing isle:an answer to her prayer.
The next Morning owner and CEO Martin Smarty came to visit his favorite Smarty Mart:the one that just happened to be located there in Middleton.Mr Smarty pride himself on inspecting every isle of his stores.
"This store most definitely deserves the Smart Mart Store of the Year Award," the CEO said proudly."Every isle sparkles like a new car." And he was right.Every isle did sparkle until he got to the plumbing isle in the hardware department.
It was there at the toilet display a most pungent odor came from one of the display models.And when Mr.Smarty open the lit on the display model... well lets just say...the excrement hit the pavement.
" Good golly,Miss Molly would you look at that!"shouted Mr.Smarty."Get Stoppable down here from pet department immediately.He know how to take care of these (gulp)accidents."
.As soon as the said accident was clean up(and with the help of 3 cans of air freshener)Mr.Smarty call over his secretary."Miss Walbash,write down a memo for me.No more leaving out-of-date fruity fiber bars in the break area.And also no more prune juice in the venting machines."
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A/N:OK boys and girls.It time now for everybodies favorite game:Flame the Captain.I do need the R&R people.I would like at this time to give 1001 thanks to Ran Hakubi for his help in the beta work on this story( I is edge-o-kated now).ENJOY!