Al didn't need to put up with it. He's been wrestling for 19 years, and he deserved a damn IC title shot. But
who in their right mind would want to fight Kane?! Instead, Al wanted the hardcore title.
What everyone needs now,
Is head, Al's head.
Head had been very supportive of Al, but lately head was spending too much time out of the locker room.
Al was suspicious. So when Vince agreed to give Al a hardcore match, he searched for head, whom had
gone out earlier.
Heads the only one,
who understands Al
The first place he looked was the Radicalz locker room, because everyone knew they were just as fucked up
as Al. When he entered, Perry and Dean were on the bench, making love. Al thought nothing of it, but when
he asked if they knew where head was, Perry said he had plenty of head for Al. Al was scared and quickly
left.
What the everyone needs now,
Is head, Al's head.
Next he went to the Hardyz locker room because they had a "z" in their last name which made them stupid
enough. When he entered, Eddie and Lita were having a tonsil hockey match. Once again, he thought
nothing of it. He asked them, and they ignored him! He left furiously.
No not just for Al,
'cause Mick may get lonely
He passed by a monitor which showed Kaite Holly beating the shit out of some fag. Al walked pass and ran
into Kurt Angle. Angle immediately began preaching to Al, bragging about being the best. Yes, that was a
very stupid thing to say, but Al thought nothing of it. Eventually Al fell asleep.
Vinnie we don't another cruiserweight,
there is Jerry and Crash who you don't use anyway you dick! Oops, continue Stinger.
When Al woke up, he went to Big Show's locker room. Show was conversing with Teddy Long. Al picked
up a vase and smashed it on Show's head and pinned him. Teddy counted the 3 and Al took his hardcore
belt. Then Al laughed about the referee having the name "Teddy" and even more about having the last name
"Long."
There is Essa, and Jeffrey
enough to fight, enough to last.
Al wandered around until he went into Vince's office. There he found HHH getting head and orgasming. He
knew Stephanie could give blowjobs that dare not speak it's name. But upon closer inspection, which you
we need to see Hunter's penis anyway, Al found out that actually the blowjobber was not Stephanie. Al
shoved the squealing HHH and looked down at Head. A tear rolled down Al's cheek. "How could you!"
Head looked ashamed. "I'm sorry Al but you're just too fucked up." This deeply pissed Al off. He grabbed
HHH's sledgehammer and smashed Head into 33 bizzillion pieces. Al was ready to attack any sumbitch
who wanted a piece of him.
Til' Shane and WCW kick your aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
(In case you are very stupid, this is the original song.
"What the world needs now,
Is love, sweet love,
its the only thing,
that there's just
too little of.
What the world needs now,
is love, sweet love,
no not just for some,
but for everyone.
Lord we don't need another mountain,
there are mountains and hillsides
enough to climb.
There are oceans and rivers
enough to cross, enough to last,
til' the end of tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!" )
who in their right mind would want to fight Kane?! Instead, Al wanted the hardcore title.
What everyone needs now,
Is head, Al's head.
Head had been very supportive of Al, but lately head was spending too much time out of the locker room.
Al was suspicious. So when Vince agreed to give Al a hardcore match, he searched for head, whom had
gone out earlier.
Heads the only one,
who understands Al
The first place he looked was the Radicalz locker room, because everyone knew they were just as fucked up
as Al. When he entered, Perry and Dean were on the bench, making love. Al thought nothing of it, but when
he asked if they knew where head was, Perry said he had plenty of head for Al. Al was scared and quickly
left.
What the everyone needs now,
Is head, Al's head.
Next he went to the Hardyz locker room because they had a "z" in their last name which made them stupid
enough. When he entered, Eddie and Lita were having a tonsil hockey match. Once again, he thought
nothing of it. He asked them, and they ignored him! He left furiously.
No not just for Al,
'cause Mick may get lonely
He passed by a monitor which showed Kaite Holly beating the shit out of some fag. Al walked pass and ran
into Kurt Angle. Angle immediately began preaching to Al, bragging about being the best. Yes, that was a
very stupid thing to say, but Al thought nothing of it. Eventually Al fell asleep.
Vinnie we don't another cruiserweight,
there is Jerry and Crash who you don't use anyway you dick! Oops, continue Stinger.
When Al woke up, he went to Big Show's locker room. Show was conversing with Teddy Long. Al picked
up a vase and smashed it on Show's head and pinned him. Teddy counted the 3 and Al took his hardcore
belt. Then Al laughed about the referee having the name "Teddy" and even more about having the last name
"Long."
There is Essa, and Jeffrey
enough to fight, enough to last.
Al wandered around until he went into Vince's office. There he found HHH getting head and orgasming. He
knew Stephanie could give blowjobs that dare not speak it's name. But upon closer inspection, which you
we need to see Hunter's penis anyway, Al found out that actually the blowjobber was not Stephanie. Al
shoved the squealing HHH and looked down at Head. A tear rolled down Al's cheek. "How could you!"
Head looked ashamed. "I'm sorry Al but you're just too fucked up." This deeply pissed Al off. He grabbed
HHH's sledgehammer and smashed Head into 33 bizzillion pieces. Al was ready to attack any sumbitch
who wanted a piece of him.
Til' Shane and WCW kick your aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
(In case you are very stupid, this is the original song.
"What the world needs now,
Is love, sweet love,
its the only thing,
that there's just
too little of.
What the world needs now,
is love, sweet love,
no not just for some,
but for everyone.
Lord we don't need another mountain,
there are mountains and hillsides
enough to climb.
There are oceans and rivers
enough to cross, enough to last,
til' the end of tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!" )