To be honest, this just happened on the spur of the moment. As I was remembering some of the silly and stupid instances that have occurred with me and friends in high school, I thought just how funny it would be if some of the Shepherds had similar moments like these. I think it's a nice change of pace from all the war and death, right? Anyways, I hope you enjoy these little sets of one-shots. If you do, be sure to leave a review and follow the story as I come out with more of them. Thanks!

All Robin wanted in life was to pass the calculus test, and maybe get a passing grade in Physical Education. Was that too much to ask?

"Listen here Potato Boy, if you don't give me back my stash right now-"

"Hmph, what? You'll assault me with your batch of precious cupcakes. I don't think so."

Robin gritted her teeth and slammed her lead pencil down onto the table making the lead snap in half. "Will you two…please stop bickering like a bunch of children?! We're studying for a big test, you know!" she reminded them harshly.

Lon'qu crossed his arms defiantly. "I'm not the one making the table sticky and sweet from candy. You can't even place your arm on the table," he grunted.

Gaius rolled his eyes at his remark. "You always got a problem with me and my candy, don't cha? Sorry if you don't have a sense of good taste, buddy. Eating all those potatoes all the time can really ruin your taste buds."

Lon'qu glared at Gaius. "Don't insult my eating habits. They're healthier than yours."

"I can insult you as many times as I want! In fact, I can mention more right now. How come you always act like you've got a pole shoved right up your a-"

"Enough!"

The two males shut their mouths and directed their attention back to Robin, who at this point, looked beyond furious. And you do not want to get Robin angry.

"Lon'qu, will you please just give Gaius his candy back? You know he won't stop bugging you until you do."

"Hmph."

"Lon'qu!" she shouted once again.

"Fine." Lon'qu threw the bag of candies at Gaius with enough force to send some candies flying onto the ground, earning him glares from both Robin and Gaius.

"Thank you." Now Robin redirected her attention to Gaius who was currently picking up the remaining candy from the ground, counting and checking if each one of them were there and well. "Gaius, after you check if your candy is okay, will you go get a wet paper towel and clean up after yourself? You can eat on the table but please, try not to get our workspace dirty, okay?" she said sternly.

"You got it, Bubbles," Gaius responded.

As he passed by the table when he went to go get the paper towel, he didn't miss his chance to flick the middle finger behind Lon'qu's back, a pissed off look on his face while he did. Real mature, Gaius…

Just as she was about to concentrate on her work, she felt a familiar hand clap her shoulder. She gave a sideways glance to see whose hand this belonged to. Her eyes traveled upwards to find a friendly face wearing a kind smile. It was the blue color of his hair that caught her eye. Chrom. Right, she forgot he was there…and that this was his house.

"You alright, Robin? You got really worked up there," he stared with concerned eyes.

"Yeah, I'll be fine," she sighed. "I'm used to dealing with people like this."

"You always were the mother of the group," Chrom agreed with a smile.

Robin gave him a sour expression. "If I'm the mother of the group, then I really need to learn how to educate these children," she grumbled under her breath.

Chrom chuckled and patted her on her shoulder once more. "They'll learn eventually," he reassured her.

Robin scratched her scalp in frustration. "I hope so…"

"Hey you, Potato Boy! Catch!"

Everything seemed to happen in a split second. One second Robin was looking down at her paper, the other one, she saw a cupcake getting splattered onto Lon'qu's back. Crumbs from the pastry trickled down his back and the pink frosting covered the entirety of his back and even his neck. From right next to her she could hear Chrom hold in his breath, and she didn't realize until later that she was too. The room quickly became dead silent.

Lon'qu's expression changed from one emotion to another. Feeling the frosting slide down his back made him shudder in disgust, then partial embarrassment as he felt so many eyes focused on him. Finally, he felt anger. No, rage. He knew who that voice belonged to and who made the dessert thrown at him. Oh, he knew very well.

"Gaius…" Lon'qu growled.

Lon'qu turned around slowly, a sickening smile stretched across his face. "I'd like to thank you for the evening snack," his eye twitched and clenched his fists tightly. "I feel guilty for not returning anything back. Why don't you come over here so I can give you your just desserts?" he said in mockingly sweet voice.

Gaius grew pale. "Shit. Gotta go."

In a flash, Gaius disappeared somewhere in Chrom's house, dropping the baking tray with a clatter. Lon'qu quickly sped off behind him, knocking over the chair he was sitting on just now. "Come back here!" Lon'qu shouted.

"Gods' damn it!" Chrom said, seemingly worried. "I'm going after those two. Emm would kill me if they break anything, especially each other. I'll be back, you continue working." And just like that, Robin was left all alone in the large table with nothing but a bunch of papers and empty chairs.

Robin groaned outwardly and slammed her head onto the table in frustration. This was going to be a long year.

To make these a bit more interesting, leave a review talking about some funny or strange experience you went through in high school, and if I find it amusing enough, I just might write it! Or you can just leave a suggestion/request on something you'd like to read. I'm down for either one!